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Figure out how to be a dog.
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Sleep. EVERYWHERE.
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7 RepliesYou forgot the best option Batting shit off high spaces and causing an utter mess
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Find some nice lady cat and do the lenny, probably
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All of the above. Also: - Suddenly stare with horror at nothing at all - Jump on masters lap and do 5000 turns before clawing their thighs to pieces, lying down for two seconds and then getting off again. - Get under the sheets and tear them to pieces whilst master tries to make the bed - HOLY HELL ITS A PIECE OF PAPER - Bury my shit in the flower bed - Fight that big ginger shit that lives nearby - Corner a frog so it screams endlessly - Leave some live slugs in the kitchen - Shed fur everywhere - Sleep at the top of the staircase - Push breakable shit off shelves
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Sell wares if people have coin.
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Lounge and lick stuff. Maybe hunt some birds or something.
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Eat breakfast followed by my morning nap, then wake up for some cat treats and fuss. Then it’s the late morning nap. Then wake up for first lunch before my main afternoon doze. Awake again for more treats and fuss before my late afternoon nap which would then be followed by dinner, treats and fuss. Another nap until night time where I’ll meow non stop until morning. Repeat! 😺
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I'd find out why they love catnip so much.
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Take a big steamy shit on your pillow, Then laugh as you clean it up. (≧艸≦*)
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SLEEP
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1 ReplyTrolling dogs and other cats.
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1 ReplyI’d sing a jazzy song. Something like.. Like.. [i]Everybody wants to be a cat. Because the cat’s the only cat, Who knows where it’s at.[/i] Ooh, and then it can pick up the pace, with like trumpets blaring and stuff! [i]EVERYBODY! EVERYBODY! EVERYBODY WANTS TO BE A CAT! HALLELUJAH, EVERYBODY! EVERYBODY! EVERYBODY WANTS TO BE A CAT![/i] Or, maybe I’d just sleep. That’d be a lot less work.
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Like all cats I would proclaim my rightful position as lord of the household by demanding my human servants bring me food.
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[i] [/i]
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Licking myself.
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If I wasn't desexed I'd lick my testicles. If I was desexed I'd lick where my testicles used to be.
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[quote]Meow at human until they give master attention.[/quote] Fix't.
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1 Reply... Piss in the Cheerios... [spoiler]not included in the DLC[/spoiler]
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Become transpecies and behave like a dog
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Publicly announce that cats are heretofore and hereto worse than dogs in every way and that we, as cats, apologize sincerely for ever insinuating otherwise
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Comfy cozy sleeps.
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You ever get the feeling that your cat would gladly maul you if only you were smaller than it?
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This is a interesting topic. Netflix and chill.
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I'll scratch the shit out of furniture. Cause I'm a a-hole in real life I might as well be one as a cat.