[spoiler]The Spartan Laser can go again in a few seconds. [/spoiler]
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#Offtopic
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Men were so op God had to nerf us with that nut cooldown
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23 RepliesEdited by Oddish43: 1/4/2019 11:16:09 PMIt really makes you wonder why women bother putting up with us. 10 reasons why cucumbers are better than men: 1. The average cucumber is at least eight inches long. 2. Cucumbers stay hard for a week. 3. A cucumber won't tell you size doesn't matter. 4. Cucumbers don't care if you're inexperienced. 5. A cucumber never suffers from performance anxiety. 6. Cucumbers are easy to pick up. 7. You can fondle cucumbers in a supermarket. 8. Cucumbers can get away any weekend. 9. With a cucumber you can get a single room and you won't have to check in as 'Mrs. Cucumber'. 10. No matter how old you are, you can get a cucumber.
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I was gonna say that the difference is [spoiler]a guy pulls out, while the spartan laser is in it til the end.[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyI can go every five seconds, all day long! [spoiler]bladder infections are a hell of a thing [/spoiler]
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1 ReplyThat damn refractory period
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One refills automatically?
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I want a spartan laser!!!
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Gotem
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The Spartan Laser can get the job done ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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The spartan laser isn't real
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Guys don't make a *pew* sound when the time comes, spartan lasers do. Spartan Lasers: 1 Guys: 0
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2 Replies... LMLO... [spoiler]not included in the DLC[/spoiler]