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8/26/2018 7:12:49 PM
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Why is it that....
Once you get your glasses settled in that perfect spot, that is when you notice they have smudges, even if you cleaned them first?
When you are craving something and you finally are able to get it, it always tastes terrible?
That after you finish taking a leak, you need to stand there another minute or 2, because if you don't, another little bit shoots out?
Once you hop in the shower, everyone decides to call you?
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#1 ghosts #2 we romanticize a specific taste that never meets expectations. You're not craving that food, but your idea of what it should taste like. #3 We are getting old buddy #4 pretty sure ghosts too
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1 ReplyI can totally relate to the glasses thing, especially when I'm about to watch a movie or an important part in an anime that I'm watching happens
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1 ReplyMan, the shower thing is spot-on!!! I have a friend he has a talent for calling me every time I am on a toilet or getting out of the shower!!!
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2 Repliesor sit down on the toilet and someone rings the doorbell...
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1 ReplyThe moment you change lanes out of the slow moving lane into the fast lane, it starts moving slower.....
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1 ReplySod’s law.
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3 RepliesWhen you finish a refreshing shower feeling squeaky clean and then you have to take a dump. HATE that.
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6 RepliesWhen you really have to pee but when you get to a bathroom you can’t pee if it’ll save your life
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1 ReplyOr when you settle into your seat on plane and flight attendant tells you no time for pre-flight champagne/cocktail, so you have to wait until plane in the air. I totally hate when that happens.
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[quote]Once you get your glasses settled in that perfect spot, that is when you notice they have smudges, even if you cleaned them first? When you are craving something and you finally are able to get it, it always tastes terrible? That after you finish taking a leak, you need to stand there another minute or 2, because if you don't, another little bit shoots out? Once you hop in the shower, everyone decides to call you?[/quote] 1. Don't wear glasses. Can't comment. 2. Grass is always greener... 3. Check your prostate. 4. Murphy's Law.
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1 ReplyPourqoui est-ce que....
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4 RepliesBecause life is a b*tch.
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4 RepliesWhy do my feet smell if they don't have a nose?
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5 Replies[quote]Once you get your glasses settled in that perfect spot, that is when you notice they have smudges, even if you cleaned them first? When you are craving something and you finally are able to get it, it always tastes terrible? That after you finish taking a leak, you need to stand there another minute or 2, because if you don't, another little bit shoots out? Once you hop in the shower, everyone decides to call you?[/quote] 1- adjusting your glasses so perfectly causes you to accidentally touch the lens 2- your cravings build it up into something better than it is, causing unrealistic expectations of how good it will be, that cannot be matched by the real thing 3- there could be many causes for this, but in your specific case, I'd have to say that evil jester clown jack in the box guy that you keep under your zipper is messing with you lol 4- hidden cameras
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1 ReplyEdited by SuperJohnJohn: 8/27/2018 12:33:09 AMHAHAHAHAHAHA relatable. but all of those problems get fixed by nerfing linear fusion rifles
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1 Reply... because... [spoiler]WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyFirst two I have no problem with. But the last two did happen to me once or twice before.
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3 RepliesBump-bump, she-bump
