[spoiler]I survived. Somehow.[/spoiler] This is the story of how I got my first Driver's license. Enjoy. ----------------- Alright, so we began our journey today up to Great Falls where I had my appointment as Helena was full until September. As we drove along, we realized - "Crap! We forgot the vehicle registration" you know the thing that you need to get a license? We forgot that. Needless to say, we came back home, got our registration and immediately departed again towards our destiny. Halfway through, however, we get into this construction in the canyon. Now this wouldn't have been a problem, if we were not stuck behind an overloaded semi truck, going a literal 5 miles per hour. Once we got past this zone, we were again met with another construction zone about 10 miles down the road. This zone however, was home to my soon-to-be Arch-nemisis, Loose Gravel. Somehow, this rock the size of my nose flies up from what I can only imagine to be a parallel dimension, and strikes our windshield! This of course left a huge chip, that would soon need repaired. Needless to say, I was not all too happy to see that. Anyway! We continued into Great Falls, where we immediately decided to get lost and spend the next half hour trying to find the DMV and a good place to eat. We eventually found where we needed to be, and stopped at Taco Bell where we ordered a plethora of the worlds finest burritos (it was magnificent by the way). We ate, then popped into the DmV to take my Driving test. This is about the moment when I realized, I HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO DRIVE AROUND GREAT FALLS Luckily, at that exact moment Jesus himself showed up in a 1967 Mustang fastback and reminded me that I was waived from my test, and that I need not worry it. So I got my license(Hooray!), and so we went to get our windshield repaired. I soon fell victim to the boredom gods after sitting in the safelite shop for an hour and a half. Eventually though, I was rescued, and our journey was back underway. After those little adventures, my mom decided that it was necessary to our very lifeline that we visit Pier 1 Imports before we left. I soon once again fell into the grasp of the Boredom gods. Afterwards, we spent an HOUR in Old Navy, where we proceeded to buy a grand total of TWO items before the boredom gods could grasp my very soul one more time. I looked to the sky and screamed - "BEGONE BOREDOM GODS!!" And immediately apologize realizing that angering the divine powers could be a bad idea. This time we left for real!... Almost. As we left the Old Navy parking lot, the boredom gods took their revenge.... The Car ran out of gas. In the MIDDLE OF THE INTERSECTION OH BOY HERE'S THE FUN PART. Mom is freaking out, we're stuck in a busy intersection, and I need to go get some gas. So I hop out of the car, and start playing REAL LIFE FROGGER to get to the nearest gas station, I RUN THROUGH THE PARKING LOT, and proceed to grab a can of gas, that the man in the store so graciously gave it to me for free. Anyway, I go back to the car, play frogger again to get TO the car, and then put the gas in the car. At this moment I realize, THE GAS CAN WON'T OPEN I sit there trying to open this gas can for like a whole minute. 60 seconds of sitting in a busy intersection, getting nothing done. Until, CHAD ADAMS FROM CHURCH COMES AND SAVES US. HECK YEAH! Somehow he managed to get it open, and we made our way out of there, and headed home. What are the chances? A Brother from church comes and saves our butts in a different city. Anyway! We somehow made it home alive after that. And that is the story of how I beat the final level of frogger, got my Driver' license, and got a freaking amazing story to tell. Tl-Dr - Nearly died tryna get my Driver's License.