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Have you tried xbox.com?

[quote]I agree SOOOOOOOOO much bruh Let me tell ya about WHY the EyasLOOONA is the key to ANYTHING Bruh, The EyasLOOONA is by far the greatest weapon ever crafted by the throbbing dong of Bungie STEWDIOS The EyasLOOONA does what every other gun in DESTINERS cant do Bruh The EyasLOOONA will melt your average GARDENian like butter on my burning nipples The EyasLOOONA will 1 hit EVEREYTING!!!! BRUH!!! Ya wanna get to the Lighthouse??? EYASLOONA!!! The Lighthouse? BRUH I park my -blam!-in SPARROW at the Lighthouse cause IM ALWAYS FLAWLESS I fire the EYASLOONA ONCE and Osiris is like, "WOAH!!! GOD A REAL BAD MOTHER-blam!-A RIGHT HERE!! TAKE MY LIGHTHOUSE AND ALL MY SHIT" I told Osiris to go get -blam!-in lost in time and thats what he did Bruh I had a blue ribbon pig called GOLGAHOG That fat, beatiful sonavbitch won me ALL the county fairs Then that -blam!-in douche ORXY came and told me "Hey...I like that hog ya got..seeing as how Im the TAKING OF THINGS KING...Imma take ya Blue Ribbone Golgahog" And who would've guessed...that muth-blam!-a took my hog I went to the moon and found his disturbed son CREWTA and told him I'm here to smack ya in the mouth with my EYASLOONA sized dick Crewta was not amused by the fact that the EYASLOONA blew a crater sized hole in his ass and he fell over from the shear awsemonees of the -blam!-ing EYASLOONA After putting Crewta on my knee and spanking his diamond crusted ass and went to Club Vex and looked for ORXY's bodyguard ATHEMOM BRUH What A BUFF BIG BASTARD Sonuvabitch would not let me find the ORXY ship SO I told that big bitch "EH!!! I GOT A -blam!-IN EYASLOONA!!!! GET THE -blam!- OVER HERE AND GIVE ME THE KEYS TO THE ORXY SHIP" Atheom flexed his -blam!-in 12pack compact abs and threw my ass in a void of time I ran into Osiris of all people...go figure right? But bruh I GOT AN EYASLOONA!!! I CAN BEND -blam!-ING TIME LIKE AN AVATAR BENDS THE -blam!-IN ELEMENTS SON!! So I simply shot time in its smug prick face BAAAM Spawned in front of Athemom He looked rather confused It didnt matter doh CAUSE THE -blam!-IN EYASLOONA!!! I plugged that big bastard with 1 round I missed BUT ITS THE -blam!-IN EYASLOONA!!! It -blam!-in hits even when it misses I tore Athemoms head of his body and showered myself in GLIMMER!! After defeting Orxy's Metal Gear-Gundam-Evajellyon-toasted bread, I found Orxy holding an auction in the Saturn Rings Trailer Park I HAD THE -blam!-IN EYASLOONA!!! I FIRED A BULLET, AND RODE THE BULLET ALL THE WAY TO ORXYS SHIP BRUH!!! I then found my pet pig Golgahog He apparently had a little fun while I was looking for him as he now had a -blam!-ing spider Crab named Terry latched to his back After a few cuddles and belly rubs, I went on to find Orxy's VIP Pepperoni Funtime Palace Room But some stupid fat -blam!-er named WEAVEPriest and his SupahSonic HairDryer gun had other ideas Bruh THE FUKIN EYASLOONA!!! I didn't even fire the GUN!! I just flashed that red hot magnum and WeavePriest just said "Naw...I aint -blam!-ing with that!!" After he scooted off I went to the big man himself He had two of his crazy ass cousins THINGS 1 and THANGS 2 They tried to soothe me with a love song about Taking stuff and thangs Bruh THE -blam!-IN EYASLOONA!!! I proceeded to not only 1 hit these two MAN SCREAMING bitches, I even did my -blam!-IN taxes and mowed my goddamn lawn!!! WHAT WILL THE EYASLOONA NOT FIX!!! Orxy was not too pleased with the said killing of Thing 1 and Thangs 2 He walked and gave me an long speech on how he not only took my -blam!-ing Golgahog...but now he gonna take the earth too? ............ Bruh ........ Bruh .....Bruh THE -blam!-IN EYASLOONA!!!!! kaghslahglksdhagkl'saj'g!l I walked up to Orxy and simply snapped my fingers But since my fingers usually have a -blam!-IN EYASLOONA IN THEM, I EYASLOONAED THIS MOTHU-blam!-A WITH EYASLOONA DUST!!!!!!!!!!! After exploding into a shower of glimmer and salty tears, the EYASLOONA even solved the all world problems and even managed to fix me a gourmet meal straight from St.MissySprings, Italy LOTS OF -blam!-IN SPAHGETTI WITH A HINT OF -blam!-IN EYALOONA Needless to say, If ya aint got an -blam!-IN EYASLOONA Ya not playing the game right Pffft Me I like a challenge Cause playing with -blam!-ING EYASLOONA is playing the game on SUPER EASY MODE if ya ask me Trials of Osiris?? -blam!-DAT TRIALS OF -blam!-ING EYASLOONA!!!!!!! In short EyasLOONA is the best gun ever..........period[/quote] [spoiler][b][i][u]KUPO!!![/u][/i][/b][/spoiler]

I hate these threads

Why are the v and g capitalised?

I'm a CE or Cranberry Edict. I suggest you try KF or Krogor Flakes to get VoG off your nerves.

Talking about the Fallen in OffTopic? Back to #Destiny, you sick bastard.

I knew it was b8 but didn't know how you were going to play it out.

VoG stands for what here?

[i] [/i]

I hate being the one to tell you this, but it's time to pull out her LAN cable.

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Have you fallen and can't get up? [spoiler]You know the rest.[/spoiler]

Just put on the antique road show, it'll be like nothing happened.