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Edited by RoachB0nd:
3/26/2017 5:41:31 PM
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I stoled your girlfriend >:)
What are you gonna do about it? Besides calling law enforcement.
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#Offtopic
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Edited by cobalthunter115: 3/29/2017 4:18:57 AMDamn it! Good thing I'm resurrected as a hellspawn
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Sweet! Now I don't have to tell my wife about her.
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2 RepliesWhat girlfriend
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Jokes on you; all my girlfriends are killed by super villains, which means you will be too
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3 Replies[i][b][u]AHHH WHERE ARE MY HANDS?![/u][/b][/i]
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1 ReplyI'm gonna burn your junk
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1 ReplyI'm gonna burn your crotch with my hot shotgun then throw you off my third floor balcony.
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2 RepliesYou stole your mom?
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Osnappedd
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1 ReplyReport you to the Grammar Gestapo
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2 RepliesGive me my left hand back!
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4 RepliesYou can't steal what I don't have
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4 RepliesI'm sorry, I would be angry but the fact that you put [b]stoled[/b] there gave me a mild headache.
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1 Reply
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1 ReplyJokes on you I don't have one hehe he he [spoiler]WHY?[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesYou can't steal what doesn't exist.
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4 RepliesWhoa whoa whoa! Back up there buddy. You mean to tell me I had a girlfriend?!? Since when!?!
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1 ReplyY u stoled her? :(
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5 RepliesCorrect the horrible english the title show's [quote]I have stolen your girlfriend*[/quote]
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Edited by KingOfGames: 3/27/2017 8:36:26 PMIf I had a girlfriend I would shoot you in your junk, then shoot you in all four of your limbs so you'd kaput of juice loss, then do a Batman Arkham move, grab you and knock you out so that the next time you wake up you'd wake up in Hell. Then I'd slap the crap out of my girlfriend for cheating on me with you. Edit: I'm probably gonna get banned for saying this. So instead of saying "die" I'll say kaput and instead of blood loss I'll say juice loss.
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8 RepliesDon't tell my husband.
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1 ReplyI'm upset that your profile isn't Bowser.
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1 Reply*bamboozled again*
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2 RepliesShoot you, then burn your junk with the hot barrel and throw you out a window.
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1 ReplyThat air must be doing you real nice.
