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Edited by Apollo:
5/30/2016 12:50:40 AM
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An intruder has just broken into your home
While you are soundly sleeping an intruder has broken into your home. The sudden crash has awoken you. He has a gun and intends to kill you. What do you do?
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#Offtopic
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2 RepliesI live in an apartment. Just stall until the cops get here ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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show him some dank memes
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*calls cops* *loads AR-15* *invites intruder upstairs* *waits behind closed door* Gets first kill.
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2 RepliesLock my door, and shout "Stay back! I've got a chainsaw!" And then make chainsaw noises.
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I have a Bo Staff right by my bed no joke ive pulled it out a few times only to realize it was my dad.
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*Slap him with my third leg* *instantly dies*
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Edited by A Pumpkin Spice Bagel: 7/1/2016 7:28:24 AM1. Aquire nearest deadly weapon (probably a knife) 2. Hide 3. Call police 4. Pray for the both of us that he doesn't find me
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I'd toss a rather large potato in his general direction, tell him to be a bit quieter, and go back to bed.
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Edited by phoenix55x: 6/30/2016 4:56:46 PMF*ck his corpse But you may say in a whiny voice "he is alive" My response is "not for long" [spoiler]touch me bby[/spoiler] [spoiler]if you dare[/spoiler]
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Edited by mastergamer(adept): 6/28/2016 5:27:48 AMI have a shotgun under my bed, I blow is head off with buckshot, then go back to bed.
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1 ReplyThrow him in the gorilla exhibit
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Rustle his jimmies of corse.
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5 RepliesAsk him to wait for you to grab your gun out of your gun safe
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NRA member since '96. Highly proficient with all manner of firearms. I am NOT clearing the house. My wife and child are with me. Absolutely nothing else matters. I'd engage the deadbolts on my bedroom door. The doorframe is metal and the door is reinforced. It's as sturdy, if not more than, my front door. I move my wife and kid into the master bathroom out of any direct line of fire. My wife is on the phone calling 911. I have my Mossberg 12 gauge and .357 chiappa rhino at the ready in the unlikely event he makes it through the door. I won't miss.
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Kill him first
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Pick up a computer and try to hit him with the PC
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Just came back to say, my .44 is still sitting next to my bed. Please, make my day.
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Step 1. Grab gun. Step 2. Yell "Marco!" Step 3. Shoot wildly in the direction of "Polo!" Step 4. Worry for weeks pondering whether I should call the police and explain only to realize it has been too long and they'll believe nothing I say so I move to mexico and get a new identity.
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Get under my blanket where I can't be hurt.
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1 ReplyAnd now everyone here is suddenly armed to the teeth with not only guns and swords, but also highly trained in the usage of them. GG Offtopic
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Spray air freshener into their eyes, then force them to breath in as much as possible and watch them die of poisoning. [spoiler]And possibly take the gun and shoot them while I'm at it.[/spoiler]
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Hide in my sheets and curl up like a bitch. It was effective against the imaginary monsters I thought about as a child, they ought to work this time too.
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1 ReplyShoot the hands wit that -blam!-. -blam!- i look like bein pussy? He gon have the gun in his hands and imma give that -blam!- the hands -blam!- outah here. He gon get this work. He prolly dont got no knuckle game anyway if his pussy ass usin a -blam!-in gun so itll be light work. After i bust that -blam!- head open imma let off his whole clip in his bitch ass for -blam!-in wit the wrong one. -blam!- wit a real -blam!-.
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Shoot the bastard
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21 Replies[b]Grab my gun and shoot myself to avoid social interaction.[/b]
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1 Reply4 people. One has a bat. Two have plenty of sharp objects(swords, trench knives) 4th has a taser. I also own a shotgun. This enfoiré is dead.
