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5/7/2016 11:49:51 PM
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I'm a lesbian trapped in a males body
This use to be a joke but now I can say it and if you disagree you're discriminating me.
What happened?
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#Offtopic
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2 Replies[quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote]Dear Prius Drivers, Please stop driving like entitled little shits. You think your car is better for the environment therefore you are entitled to the road. I hate to break it to you but that "green" car of yours is actually worse for the environment than a hummer. How you ask? Well it's all in how the car is made, The mining and processing of the nickel for the batteries produces a shit ton of pollution. So you're car actually sucks for the environment so you are in no way entitled to the roads. So do the world a favor and buy a big boy car ok? Sincerely, A BMW Driver; The Original entitled drivers.[/quote] Dear BMW Driver, Shut up and get your slow asses off the road. Sincerely, A Lambhorghini Driver, the [i]true[/i] entitled drivers.[/quote] Dear Lamborghini Driver, shut up and get your weak asses off the road. - sincerely tank operators 1-3[/quote] Dear tank drivers, Your slow, get off the road. Sincerely, Apache helicopter pilot, the one and [b]only[/b] entitled driver.[/quote] Dear Apache Helicopter Pilots, Get your slow asses out of the air. Sincerely, Jet pilots, the one true entitled driver[/quote] Dear Jet pilots, Get your no range having ass back on the ground. Sincerely, KC130 refueling pilots, the one true entitled driver.[/quote] Dear everyone else, Your vehicles all suck, they can't even leave Earth's atmosphere. Sincerely, An astronaut and space shuttle pilot.[/quote] Winner[/quote]
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Don't Discriminate. Assimilate. Then Eliminate.
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1 ReplySadly, that's an actual thing now.
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1 ReplyBite your dick off, your soul will be free to be re incarnated as the correct gender next time. I apologise on behalf of jehova.
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Well you wouldn't feel "trap" if you were like me and dated/sleep with both sexes. Makes life less constricted. Screw rules! You only live once may as well enjoy it.
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3 RepliesThat's kinda impossible. It wouldn't be lesbian, as you would be a man that is into women, which is what many people consider normal, and not lesbian or gay, or at all homosexual. It is heterosexual.
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1 ReplySocial justice!
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So? Go nail some girls with your D.
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Same...
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7 RepliesYou joke, but that's a real thing. You can be a FtM transgender person and be a lesbian.
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9 RepliesThat's gay
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Ummm... What?
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Edited by dadwithapad: 5/8/2016 11:03:54 AMNothing. It can still be said as a joke in the right context. Like how telling a guy to suck my dick can be either an insult or a prelude to sexy times.
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Edited by ShadowAnarchist: 5/8/2016 9:45:09 AMTechnically all males were female before birth, so really everyone's lesbian. [spoiler]btw this is a joke in case anyone didn't understand. I feel like I shouldn't have to explain this, but I don't know anymore with you people.[/spoiler]
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Sooo you're a straight male then?
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The new ninjas happened.
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What?
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Are you up his butt
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[quote]I'm a lesbian trapped in a male's body [/quote] Sounds like a lab experiment gone wrong tbh.
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Congrats, now u fixed
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2 RepliesTriggered [spoiler]funny joke though[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyUnderdeveloped b8 [spoiler]good try b0ss[/spoiler]
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I think thats a hentai somewhere, it becomes descrimination if i try to fix you with needles and pain meds or shove a gun in your face saying your a menace to society. Its happen for a while, one point u be neutered so u couldnt reproduce and spread your tainted seed or eggs. Seriously though they use to throw acid on your junk.
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2 RepliesTumblr?
