There once was a village named Offtopic. It was inhabited by a strange group of people that were known as the flood. All was well and peaceful, until a neighbouring village was established. It was appropriately named Density. The flood held their ground, but the village of Density was too strong, and took over government of Offtopic With Density now having free reign over Offtopic, the village became chaos. The peoples traditions were interrupted by the Desticles, who wished to preach about some religion they called Destiny. The village of Offtopic still endured however, and their beloved sheriff Recon, mainly tended to their concerns. But the new government wasn't happy with the way the flood treated the Desticles, and began enstating their own sheriffs, who would hide in the shadows and strike who they please. Riding on their course horses with no remorse, they raided the town, and stripped the beloved sheriff Recon of his badge. This sent the village of Offtopic into chaos. They believed that their unwanted government planned to destroy the town next, and action must be taken. There was nothing they could do within their own village. They would have to be bold, and raid Density. The boldest of the floods men and women forced their way into Density and began to fight back. They spread their rebellion far enough through Density for the government to catch wind. The evil government led by Cozmo demanded that these souls leave back to Offtopic, but they refused. They would not bow to him. As a result, Cozmo agreed to let Offtopic live on for as long as they could. The heroes revelled in their victory and returned home. Unfortunately the heroes died upon their return, as they had sustained too much cancer in their trip to Density. They had not died in vain, as Offtopic prospered until it's next threat. The leaders of the flood went and hired some autistic dude named OhtheHugeManities to record the tale, and he agreed.