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Edited by Owlish Athena:
3/6/2016 5:44:44 AM
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The Bad Raid Teammate Identification Guide
A few days ago, I created a forum post titled, "The Bad PvP Teammate Identification Guide". People seed to enjoy it and had a good time sharing their experiences. So now, I present to you "The Bad Raid Teammate Identification Guide"!
Next will be the Iron Banner specific guide!
And let's be honest, most of us have done these things at some point.
(Some of these may lean towards the King's Fall Raid)
1) The Time Looper - this is the person that can't seem to stop making the same mistake
2) The George Lopez - the guy who proclaims, "I got this!" and proceeds to show you how much he does not got it
3) The War Veteran - this is the guy that will tell you how he used to do the raid by himself the entire time
4) The Fake Arnold Schwarzenegger - the one that says the infamous line, "I'll be back", and never returns
5) The "Has Never Finished A Puzzle" - the guy that can't remember that jumping into the chasm was not the best idea during a jumping puzzle
6) The Clutz - that guy that accidentally kills himself
7) The Troll - the guy that purposely kills himself
8) The Hoarder - the guy that is not necessarily a bad teammate so much as he irritates you by getting all of the gear you wanted but never got
9) The Hoarder (Jerk Version) - the hoarder that gets everything and proceeds to dismantle the gear that you wanted in front of you after saying how much he was sick of getting it
10) The Dictator - the guy that demands everyone do everything his way
Got any others? Leave them in the comments!
Be sure to add videos if you have them!
Here is a link to the pvp list:
https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/194078640/0/0
The Bad PvP Teammate Identification Guide ( IB Edition )
https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/195186115/0/0
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The "I'm a Titan." This is the Titan that doesn't actually have anything in his defender subclass unlocked. Likewise the sunsinger without self res, who turns out to be useless during oryx.
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The unlucky but never-complaining one - The one guy that gets himself killed everytime. Whatever he tries, he gets killed anyway... Just watch the PvP list for the whole post.
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The Illusionist - The one that says"i go in with bladedancer" short before he dies by hitting the Harpies in front of Atheons timeportal (year 1) or the other (year 2) who yells im a Stormbitch, gonna get it! at the end of the ogerchallenge. By wondering about why the loot doesnt come ... U see a which cruising 4 dead corpses.
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I try an just do what I'm told and do what I can. But I admit I'm a 1,5,6 combo on the pistons puzzle, never seem to get the landing, if I die more than 5 times I'll just leave and rejoin. I'm not proud :) I like doing it with my friends, but the love to give me a hard time about my inability to land.
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Forgot about the laggy ones. The people who are cutting in and out on the mic, teleporting around getting killed and crap
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The motor mouth - The guy who talks non stop...and not one bit of it is about the raid.
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Who did that? This is me.. Depending on the rage used when saying it I may or may not admit my stupidity or awful skills.
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1 ReplyNo squeaker?
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1 ReplyIf anything I'm the Clutz... I throw so many grenades into walls it's dreadful.
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1 ReplyThe Mouthbreather - The guy that sounds like he is chewing on his mic. Can't here the rest of the team because of all the crackling and wind passing through his mic
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The Leroy Jenkins: as everyone is figuring out where everyone is going to starts the round and causes everyone to wipe
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7 Replies"Michael J. Fox" Every round with oryx and is unable to snipe his knight "Chris Rock" Uses the "N" word like no tomorrow "Kevin Bacon" Dances at any moment if given the chance "Kanye West" Person who can't stop bragging about how fast they beat oryx with other teams, or the amount of times they go flawless, or their K.D ratio.
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Edited by Trek: 3/3/2016 3:38:28 PMNumber 10 is [u]by far[/u] the worst, imo. I've got one: The Liar - 'I've completed over 300 raids and have all exotics in the game' **checks grimoire** Liar confirmed. Or the person who says they've beaten the raid before when they clearly haven't, based on their performance and stupid questions....
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1 Replythe D student : the kid that comes into the raid and waits until the warpriest to realize he doesnt have any heavy ammo synths or 3 of coins so he has to go back to the tower
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3 RepliesThe Banker All his gear is in the vault. One of our Crota crew always had his Red Death in the vault. Every week
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The sniper the one who joins you and drops out Coz all they needed is the checkpoint for his fellow team
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1 ReplyI've never done a raid myself, so I'm not sure if it's even possible, but: The Leeroy Jenkins - the guy that's always running directly into every larger group of foes and kiting them all towards the fireteam.
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7 RepliesEdited by PomOnline: 3/3/2016 1:36:08 PM"The Joker" pushes you of every ledge and finds it hilarious. "The ill equipped" insists doing everything with the worse weapons possible, and keeps going on how good they are, and how everyone should use them. "The biker" has to ride his sparrow as much as possible ( especially through VOG ) and kills anyone in his way.
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Mr No-Mute: Constantly belching into the mic
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1 Replythe mouthpiece : the adhd kid you find on LFG while offering to help with raids that just continuously keeps talking about nonsense like his school day or how he went outside once like he is infatuated with his own voice and has had too much sugar when you are trying to coordinate the team and make the necessary callouts
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"Extra cheese please" The guy that wants to cheese every part of the raid even if it's faster to do it legit
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Think i've raided with this team before (or at least tried too!).
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If anything i might be 4. [i]-ATullo[/i]
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the nagging housewife : a guy who knows full well you can do the raid with the defiance or 1k yard stare just as easily as using the black spindle yet demands everyone use spindle because its her raid
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3 RepliesEveryone who says, "I'm gonna go have a smoke" every time you wipe or finish a fight
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4 RepliesEdited by cellar dweller: 3/3/2016 12:39:15 PMthe neglected child : the hunter who races after golgoroth as fast as he can through the maze with the sword and skips the chest just to say he likes being the first to the door and is the fastest at it even though a warlock or titan can just jump from the disappearing platforms outside the chest room across to the wall spike without even using the sword
