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Edited by Owlish Athena:
3/6/2016 5:44:44 AM
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The Bad Raid Teammate Identification Guide
A few days ago, I created a forum post titled, "The Bad PvP Teammate Identification Guide". People seed to enjoy it and had a good time sharing their experiences. So now, I present to you "The Bad Raid Teammate Identification Guide"!
Next will be the Iron Banner specific guide!
And let's be honest, most of us have done these things at some point.
(Some of these may lean towards the King's Fall Raid)
1) The Time Looper - this is the person that can't seem to stop making the same mistake
2) The George Lopez - the guy who proclaims, "I got this!" and proceeds to show you how much he does not got it
3) The War Veteran - this is the guy that will tell you how he used to do the raid by himself the entire time
4) The Fake Arnold Schwarzenegger - the one that says the infamous line, "I'll be back", and never returns
5) The "Has Never Finished A Puzzle" - the guy that can't remember that jumping into the chasm was not the best idea during a jumping puzzle
6) The Clutz - that guy that accidentally kills himself
7) The Troll - the guy that purposely kills himself
8) The Hoarder - the guy that is not necessarily a bad teammate so much as he irritates you by getting all of the gear you wanted but never got
9) The Hoarder (Jerk Version) - the hoarder that gets everything and proceeds to dismantle the gear that you wanted in front of you after saying how much he was sick of getting it
10) The Dictator - the guy that demands everyone do everything his way
Got any others? Leave them in the comments!
Be sure to add videos if you have them!
Here is a link to the pvp list:
https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/194078640/0/0
The Bad PvP Teammate Identification Guide ( IB Edition )
https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/195186115/0/0
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6 RepliesThe b-tchboy: The player who has run Raids enough to do them with his eyes closed, yet doesn't offer any advice, and wants to run his smart azz mouth with his panties in a wad when I get pushed into a hole by a thrall or teammate. NEWs FLASH ASSHOLE - NOT EVERYONE HAS TIME TO F-K OFF LIKE YOU!!!! I HATE YOU AND GUESS WHAT? NOBODY WANTS TO HEAR YOUR FAT Azz BREATHING THROUGH YOUR MIC AND CRUNCH ON CHIPS YOU FAT LITTLE B-ST-RD!!! SPOILED LITTLE HOE! The Goodfella: The player with skills, wits, and patients. The player who will take time to explain each and every step in amazing detail., Basically walk you through with no judgment. The player that understands what The B-tchboy never could. This player is highly respectful and a delight to play with. I appreciate these players!
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The faker. Proclaims to know all the ins and outs of the raid, but sits back waiting for Xylar or screams "Whoa, Oryx is HUGE!"
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The whisperer: the guy with horrible and low voice quality , can't hear them say shit so you're only response is "mmmhm sure" The half in half out : offers to help, leaves at Oryx because he's already done it and doesn't feel like wiping. Smoker: " I gotta take a smoke " * gone for like 15 minutes * Collector : does not hesitate to talk about absolutely everything in their vault and inventory and their grind getting everything. Music: * muffled rap music *
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There's the bad Lopez who says they got this but don't, and there's the good Lopez who say they got this, and they actually do.
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9 RepliesEdited by AlteraLateralus: 3/3/2016 3:38:29 PMThe "Other Right!" Most of my wipes in King's Fall have been from people that literally can't tell their left from their right, or clockwise from counterclockwise. The Guy who shouldn't be raiding Anyone who has a fusion rifle, shotgun, rocket launcher, or King's Fall raid sniper equipped. The Klutz The guy with absolutely no depth perception, or is using a 20 year old TV, who simply cannot complete a single jump in any jump puzzle. The sleeping beauty: Whether it took too long to find a full team, he got really drunk, or just had a long day at work, this is the guy that you hear snoring in the mic and have to kick after yelling at him for several minutes.
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Edited by Sacrilege: 3/3/2016 7:24:01 PMThe dyer: The guy that says he's tired of people dying at totems yet dies every single time.
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1 ReplyThe Day Dreamer, Who requests everyone is above a certain light lvl, must have spindle, touch and what ever else they can think of to get raid done quick and still take 3 hours
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2 RepliesSounds like everyone I've ever raided with (including myself) sucks...
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1 ReplyThe bubbler - that guy or girl who constantly bongs it up over the mic
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Edited by sunburndsol: 3/3/2016 6:30:37 PMHow about the "the non experienced experienced player" - the guy who says he knows how to play his class and knows how to play his part. BUT never uses his tether or asks when he should use his tether. Same goes for titan users that never know when to active his ward of dawn. And you're constantly reminding him to use the damn tether or bubble. Then responds "I don't if I should've used it there or not" And this is during raid challenges too.
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The fiend: uses folk to get the gear and vanishes into thin air.
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9LoRMHUZwwo
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Slap the ho PIMP HAND
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Edited by Vizard: 3/3/2016 4:08:54 PMWhat about positive players?
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[url=http://www.example.com][/url]
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The Kids - you know what I mean...
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4 RepliesI am guilty of the jumping puzzles! I'm so bad at them, every time I enter the raid it's starts with the sentence "right who's the runner then?" because I avoid it like the plague ha ha ha. For an extra person for the list, the one who always, and I mean ALWAYS walks in front of you when you fire a rocket at any of the raid bosses. WHY???? WHY DO YOU WALK IN FRONT OF PEOPLE WHEN YOU HAD A PERFECTLY GOOD SPOT TO SHOOT FROM? ESPECIALLY WHEN PEOPLE ARE USING HEAVY WEAPONS YOU MUPPET???!!!! That is all ha ha
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We had this one guy who we put as plate 1 for oryx, and every single time i was sitting there waiting to run. ugh. dunno whats so hard to realise. Front left/right first. back left/right (depends on first). front left/right third. besides oryx is massive.
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6 RepliesEdited by PhreshBrotha: 3/3/2016 3:02:55 PMJust a few I played with a few days ago: "The Squeaking Politician" The Squeaker who constantly yells ridiculous ideas as to how to complete part of a raid that has been wiped repeatedly. Often blames others for failure, but said squeaker has been the reason for wiping the whole time. "The Forgetful Switcher" The guy who always forgets to shoot the Knight at the top during the KF raid. "The Joe Flacco" The guy who claims he can kill the Knight at the top easily, but can't aim worth a damn. "Silent, but Angry" The guardian who does not say a word throughout most of the raid, but rage quits after 2 wipes. "Rocket Raccoon" The Guardian who went out of their way to make sure the only heavy weapons they carry are rocket launchers. Will add insult to injury by infusing a 320 Harrowed Quillims into their Truth
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2 Replies1) The ammo runner: when your on a wipe and this guy still collecting ammo FOREVER!! Just die already. 2) The incontinent guy: the guy who's bladder is the size of a thimble and needs a break after coming back from a break. 3) The forgetful guy: the guy who's completed golgoroth loads of times and still forgets the ads sequence and when it's safe to go for ammo. 4) The hopeless jumper: no matter how many times they try they cannot complete the ship jumping puzzle and have to get pulled through.
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2 RepliesThe kid who says complains about others not knowing what to do with aura or gaze and tries to correct them. At the same time he refuses to do those jobs himself even though he is a self proclaimed master. - The <Inset Name>
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2 RepliesBump so i can read more later xD
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Edited by Kopi_Snipes96: 3/3/2016 4:39:06 PM[b]The Squeaker[/b] - The little boy with a high pitched voice that never stops talking and complains every time somebody dies and then when he dies he blames lag or the rest of his team not having his back. Surprised this isn't on the list yet don't forget a squeaker is not just the way their voice sounds
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The time looper one is super annoying. Back in the vog days, I was doing hard atheon and this guy died to the containment fields because he was continuously mid air. It took 10+ times for him to realize that he shouldn't jump
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The Side-Squeak Leader - The Squeaker who comes into the group and immediately starts trying to lead the group, sure that he knows the best ways and wont screw up. Annoys the hell out of everyone and dies over and over.
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The "I'm a Titan." This is the Titan that doesn't actually have anything in his defender subclass unlocked. Likewise the sunsinger without self res, who turns out to be useless during oryx.
