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Edited by Owlish Athena:
3/6/2016 5:44:44 AM
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The Bad Raid Teammate Identification Guide
A few days ago, I created a forum post titled, "The Bad PvP Teammate Identification Guide". People seed to enjoy it and had a good time sharing their experiences. So now, I present to you "The Bad Raid Teammate Identification Guide"!
Next will be the Iron Banner specific guide!
And let's be honest, most of us have done these things at some point.
(Some of these may lean towards the King's Fall Raid)
1) The Time Looper - this is the person that can't seem to stop making the same mistake
2) The George Lopez - the guy who proclaims, "I got this!" and proceeds to show you how much he does not got it
3) The War Veteran - this is the guy that will tell you how he used to do the raid by himself the entire time
4) The Fake Arnold Schwarzenegger - the one that says the infamous line, "I'll be back", and never returns
5) The "Has Never Finished A Puzzle" - the guy that can't remember that jumping into the chasm was not the best idea during a jumping puzzle
6) The Clutz - that guy that accidentally kills himself
7) The Troll - the guy that purposely kills himself
8) The Hoarder - the guy that is not necessarily a bad teammate so much as he irritates you by getting all of the gear you wanted but never got
9) The Hoarder (Jerk Version) - the hoarder that gets everything and proceeds to dismantle the gear that you wanted in front of you after saying how much he was sick of getting it
10) The Dictator - the guy that demands everyone do everything his way
Got any others? Leave them in the comments!
Be sure to add videos if you have them!
Here is a link to the pvp list:
https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/194078640/0/0
The Bad PvP Teammate Identification Guide ( IB Edition )
https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/195186115/0/0
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The Clint Eastwood: uses hand cannons, especially the last word.
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7 RepliesThe Real Arnold Schwarzenegger Me, I do this ALOT where I talk as Arnold thru the entire raid. Most groups get a kick out of it.
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15 RepliesEdited by RemyMagnus: 3/4/2016 6:48:17 AM1. The Try Hard - The guy that wants to beat warpriest first run or wipe. 2. The online warrior - The guy that talks excessive shit to anonymous strangers but would never say it to a person's face. 3. The fake mlg - The guy that takes himself way too seriously, thinks he's pro and feels he deserves recognition for beating an easy cpu every week. 4. The grown-up - The guy that's chill, plays well and has a fun time while not being too critical or negative. 5. The moron - The guy that posts 318+ for a raid group on lfg. 6. David Beckham - The guy that kicks you for not using the loadouts he thinks you should. 7. Mr Trials - Tells you how many times he went flawless.
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1 ReplyThe Comedian: Makes a joke, distracts everyone with it, entire team dies.
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1 ReplyNumber 9 I guy I ran vog hard got the vex the other day and dismantled it bragging how many times . I never got one yet:( Vex and necro are my last exotic to get
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1 ReplySimple Simon--defender Titian with pergerine greeves Special ED--using hard light through the whole raid claiming it's bad ass and every one should try it. Dumb Daryl--has all hard mode challenge emblems but can't run gaze or do the sister plat form jumps.. Retarted Raymond--hunter that misses every teather he/she shoots..dies in shade blames the team and dies on plate 3. Queen brandy--the token gay guy hitting on every one in the group and asking if his hunter is sexy with this or that shader.
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Where's the "rookie" did "the raid like 9 times" and then quit at Christmas, not in your group at oryx challenge and hasn't ever heard of 16 orbs
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The complainer: the guy who complains about every little thing, *dies by thrall* "omg the lag" or " wow bungie nerf the thralls"
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Well Casey, The sunsinger has a situational super dipshit. Good for taking the hit from shade so no one else does. And creating orbs when your hunter has no tether. Not that you would know what I'm talking about Casey. With your measly 3685 grimore and your total of twenty raid completions across all three raids. Not to mention you don't have one character even near 300 light. Perhaps you should just stick to your Pokémon.
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The Diner: The guy who insists on eating tortilla chips one at a time over the mic while raiding. The Vader: The guy who obviously never heard of breathing through your nose and insists on doing his best Darth Vader impersonation. The Ripper: The guy who constantly takes bong rips (we get it bro, you smoke, please hold on for one second.)
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12 RepliesEdited by Art Vandelay: 3/4/2016 7:21:22 PMThe LFG retard - The retard from LFG that can be out played by a lump of dog shit The Useless Sunsinger - The dumbass warlock who thinks they're contributing by never using their super. Is often an LFG retard too
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I hope I don't end up like one of these people haha
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The "one rocket man" in Crotas End- getting ready to shoot crota and he only shoots one rocket, leaving a sliver of shield, crota proceeds to bash the sword bearers skull in.
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Captain dicked to death: the guy who gets killed 74 times in the "dicks of death" room, by the same forlorn phalice.
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WALL BANG SHAME -kid who constantly gets wall banged by the pillars on the way to the exotic chest. Then says "you guys get it it's not worth it"
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2 RepliesThe Hot Mic- the guy who has his tv volume up so loud it bleeds into his mic and into your speakers so you can't hear shit
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Here and I thought accidentally killing myself was a good icebreaker to a new group.
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1 ReplyI'm the guy who when the last one alive says "I got dis" and tries to jokingly solo it.
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2 RepliesFire marshall Bill- that guy who has a fire alarm beeping. Why is this a common thing. That would seriously annoy the shit outta me.
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You for making this post
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The Dial Up - Someone who's about 20 years behind the times. Their internet sucks and causes your raid to glitch. They fly back to the Tower to change weapons as they don't own a smartphone or tablet. The Waiting Room - Uncomfortable silence as you 5 wait for them to join. He sorting out his guns and buying synths. 20 minutes later he joins and dies instantly as he's not got the right guns and his agility is way up and he's using his PvP setup. WTF were you doing for 20 minutes, nobjockey??? Han Solo - Nomatter how many times you wipe this guy always ALWAYS chuckles and says "I got this" followed by ammo runs, sniping at a boss with full health, jumping about, dancing in a cheese/safe spot, waiting for the game mechanics to kill him rather than just f*cking wiping like the rest of us have. Oblivious Ollie - This guy has not once ever looked at the lower left of his screen. He needs constant verbal direction and has no idea what stage of the fight you're at. Why are we wiping? Did someone die? Why did I die? Snipers guys!...Oh wait - where do the snipers appear during Oryx? It's the Fallen. Those are Taken Ollie - don't shoot them. I'm shooting the Fallen guys. Why is no one else shooting the Fallen? Ollie those are TAKEN and stop shooting them.
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4 RepliesThe shy mutes. The dudes that don't talk. So annoying. It's a mic over the internet people. No one will bite you.
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=p8V2WvzYbz4
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Edited by SmashvilleViking: 3/4/2016 9:09:40 PMThe Helen Keller - The guy that runs around aimlessly collecting engrams, instead of paying attention. Then, when he gets an exotic he wants, he screams so loud that everyone goes deaf.
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If they have a Mic that makes the 'eeeeeeee' sound.
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3 RepliesThe Sword is God: person who believes sword best weapon EVER!!! Uses it against a boss and dies from ground slam.... Over and over and over again.....
