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12/20/2015 12:40:06 AM
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If women showing cleavage is ok...
I get in trouble if I get caught looking at beautiful cleavage. If I do it at work, it's sexual harassment. If I do it when on a date with my wife, I'm a cheating bastard....
[b][i]But wait!![/i][/b] This is totally unfair!! What if I started walking around with part of my dick sticking out my fly? Not the whole thing, just a portion of the shaft, or maybe a clump of scrotum... There is no way women would be able to have a serious conversation without looking. It's no fair!
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Why show the damn cleavage or any curves at all if they don't want guys to look at them, stupid attention seekers.
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4 RepliesI often fantasize about walking into starbucks with the base of my giggle stick popping out of my waistband. I'll casually stroll up to people and engage in small talk with them. Every time a woman looks at my dick cleavage, I'll act super offended and like I'm totally disgusted with her with the most condescending attitude possible: "Um, do you mind not ogling me like that? I deserve a little respect here, thank you very much. My eyes are up here honey. Stop treating me like I'm some kind of cheap hoe. I'm better than that". Perhaps one day, I can live this fantasy without being arrested for indecent exposure.
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3 RepliesThat's what I call, a [i][u]double standard[/u][/i]!
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The idea that reproductive appendages are inherently inappropriate for show is ridiculous. What is acceptable to show in public is subject to the public taboo, regardless of the actual function of the body part. Penis and breasts are not acceptable to be exposed fully, not because they are sexual organs, but rather that society has deemed them to be parts to be kept to oneself. Therefore, these parts should usually be [b]kept to oneself in public areas[/b]. It's not even a debate. Nobody said a woman can't show her cleavage like a man can't show his pecs halfway. It doesn't mean it's socially acceptable.
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1 ReplyMe and my girlfriend for two years have agreed you naturally size up other people. Now there is a difference between a glance and staring. Like I have a habit to look at asses and she's chill with it, she's aware I automatically size up women old enough to be my great great grandmother. It's just habit.
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Because dicks are ugly.
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Look man if you wanna show some man cleavage just get a job as a plumber.
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3 RepliesAs a guy I don't like girls showing cleavage but at the same time I don't like guys going topless either
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22 RepliesThe penis is a sexual organ, breasts serve no purpose in sexual production.
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1 ReplyStop being a baby OP, sinply don't stare it it - before you say you can't, YOU CAN.
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21 RepliesEdited by CosmicTail: 12/21/2015 5:09:03 AMGirl here. If dudes want to walk around with their diddly flops out go for it. Will I stare? Yes. Society is all jacked up anyway...do as you please man. We show cleavage for attention. You shouldn't feel ashamed because you have eyeballs in your head and just so happen to look. If they didn't want to be seen then they shouldn't show the teet.
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Inb4 anomaly
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My wife usually points out a great rack when she sees it. She knows that I married up and would never cheat on her.
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*thirst intensifies*
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I think a better analogy would be camel toes.... which is definitely on purpose and with mixed results
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1 ReplyEdited by ALMIGHTY_aPPle_1: 12/22/2015 2:39:17 AMWhy would you do that in the first place?
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3 RepliesYou just want to tell some girl, "My eyes are up here," don't you?
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1 ReplyGentlemen, may I introduce to you, [url=http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/506135]Crotchless Chaps[/url] by BiffTheTimid.
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3 RepliesWell girls show cleavage and guys walk around with pants down. So now you need underwear, maybe one that is semi transparent in the front to show the goodies you were blessed with. Just beware that you will probably attract more doods than dudettes. But if thats how you wanna roll dont let society standards stop you. Just do it. I believe in you.
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3 RepliesYour wife is lame. I rate cleavage with my man. Sit at a bar, watch people walk by.
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#INB4anomaly
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JUST DO IT
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Edited by xRickyTick: 12/21/2015 11:52:58 PMIf I saw your scrotum I'd stab you with a mixing straw and give you a paper cut where it counts with a beverage sleeve.
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Yeah!!!
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Inb4anomaly
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Girls look at dicks and a[b]ss[/b], guys look at boobs and a[b]ss[/b]. And they say they don't do that stuff.
