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12/15/2015 7:05:35 PM
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Explain a film plot badly
Saw this on twitter and thought it'd be fun on OffTopic. I'll start
The Polar Express; a kid goes on a train ride.
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1 ReplySome guy does some stupid shît
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1 ReplyA kid went to Mars to reacue hia mother form aliens aka awokens. The aliens and humans didnt use space suits, i would better if the boy had been killed by the Cabal
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2 RepliesBig aliens attack earth so earth makes big robots to attack aliens
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4 RepliesA boat breaks
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4 RepliesTry to guess each Old man goes for a hot air balloon ride; Whiny blonde kid gets hand chopped off by his dad; And Mathew McConahaughey leaves his family but decided to check up on them before his daughter dies
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3000 REPLY BUMP
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1 ReplyGood guy wins, bad guy loses
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4 RepliesA guy in a cloak carrying a burning cross chases a black guy Force awakens
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10 RepliesAn American holiday becomes global
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1 ReplyGo Fight a bunch of people for a gold box then the bad ppls heds explodes
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Edited by ooPs_070_: 1/9/2016 8:57:43 PMThree people come together to share a meal White American girl kills the local leadership and struggles to find an exit strategy
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Some people drive straight on a road, and then turn left (Mad Max)
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5 Replies4 kids come out if the closet (narnia)
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Game Of Thrones is about some blonde white girl who is mad at her little brother because he didn't get her a cup of pumpkin spiced coffee.
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1 ReplyEdited by Pezzer97: 1/9/2016 10:00:09 PMAngry white guy in robes carrying burning cross hunts black man
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1 ReplyThe guy moves and gets a new hat [spoiler]goosebumps[/spoiler]
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A man is two men that fight each other a lot while running a criminal organization and trying to bring it down [spoiler]fight club betch[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesGuy falls in love with a computer program. Guy gets cheated on by said computer program with thousands of people. Computer system leaves guy.
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1 ReplyHe drives off a destroyed parking lot and makes a helicopter explode.
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1 ReplyShit blows up -Avengers
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DAD HELP. DON'T WORRY I'M ON MY WAY. BANG BANG BANG BOOM BWOOOSH GROOM VROOM PHONE CALL PARIS MORE VROOM BANG BANG DADDY'S HERE THANKS FOR SAVING ME DAD BANG PEW PEW BRAKAKKAKAKAKAKA BANG CREDITS [spoiler]taken[/spoiler]
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Most modern movies since the advent of cgi do this perfectly well on their own!
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2 RepliesThis one guy plays on the internet too much, and learns Kung fu, being lazy, and flys like superman.
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1 ReplyHitler gets a pineapple shoved up his ass.
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15 RepliesEdited by index: 1/31/2016 4:24:10 AM1. It's true. All of it. (Star Wars Ep. VII) 2. The inner workings of one person's emotions are explored. (Inside Out) 3. Drillers in space. (Armageddon) Confusing bonus round: In West Philadelphia, born and raised, 4. Will Smith saves the world. (I Am Legend) 5. Will Smith saves a woman and a few other people. (Seven Pounds) 6. Will Smith flies to help to save the world. (Independence Day) 7. Will Smith can fly. (Hancock) Edit: it's been a while, here are the correct answers.
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2 RepliesA man pretends to be a woman to babysit his children.
