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12/15/2015 7:05:35 PM
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Explain a film plot badly
Saw this on twitter and thought it'd be fun on OffTopic. I'll start
The Polar Express; a kid goes on a train ride.
English
#Offtopic
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Keeping up with the Skywalkers
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The Lion King: Someone is salty that their brother is king.
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Girl is stranded in a desert and has PTSD. She meets a black dude and a magic ball, steals some peice of junk vehicle and leaves the desert. The military tries to hunt them down and then she destroys a military base and nearly kills a teenager. Then she goes to meet and old dude in a hood [spoiler]star wars the force awakens[/spoiler]
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