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Edited by Kohaku Koi:
11/24/2015 6:05:17 PM
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Kill Hitler or 1 Week of unlimited sex?
Ok, you sick freaks. You must pick only one. You have a choice between going back in time to kill baby Hitler, or unlimited, guilt-free secks for 1 week with anybody you want. Don't screw this up.
For clarification: you can have sex with [i][b]anyone[/b][/i], and as many people as you want. Marilyn Monroe? Go for it! Marilyn Monroe + Marilyn Manson + Ben Franklin + age 22 Madonna? Sure thing, freak! Feel free to explain who you're going to have the sexytime with, or how you plan to kill Hitler.
Edit: there's a misconception that I'm condoning misogyny or r.ape, which I am not! This is a magic poll where the women or men you choose to sexy time are willing and eager participants.
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1 ReplySex is severely over rated.
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2 Repliessex because messing with time is dangerous. could cause some issues [spoiler]and zach effron is a hot mother-blam!-er[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesBut hitler did nothing wrong.
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3 RepliesIf it's one week, it's not unlimited.
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5 RepliesNew question. Who would win? A million hitlers or the sun?
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Hitler offed himself, and his competition did drive the physics department to what it is today. So I'll take the secks, don't know with who tho
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1 Reply[quote]This is a magic poll[/quote] Then why am I not having sex?
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4 RepliesEdited by Jyapp448: 11/24/2015 10:46:40 PMSex for a week, and NOT because of my hormones or anything like that. It's because of what could happen if history was changed. Think about it OP; you might not even exist in the time where the group mentioned by Godwin's Law never existed. So as much as I hate to admit it, having unlimited sex (which is optional) is better than altering time to save 6 million. Which is better; saving 6 million people who were tortured to death or melted in acid, or the ~15,000,000,000+ people that have been born into this world. It may seem wrong to just let them die, but when the fate of the universe hangs in the balance, nothing can tell you that killing Hitler, the sickest person known to man, before he rose to power, is the right thing to do.
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1 ReplyOne week of unlimited sex. Then I would sex Hitler to death. Win win.
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Snipe him with a pulse cannon from the top of a building while his mom is strolling him through town
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It really depends at the time we kill Hitler, if we kill him pre WW2 then an unpredictable amount of time paradoxes would be created, people would cease to exist, Hiroshima and Nagasaki would still be how they were among other things. If Hitler is killed during WW2 a power vacuum is created and another German leader would take over. TL;DR Hitler dies pre WW2 = Complete change of world Hitlers dies during WW2 = Not as bad (To an extent)
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1 ReplyHitler is already dead
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Count I just bang Hitler for a week?
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5 RepliesI would sex Maisie Williams and Sophie Turner :)
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3 RepliesI mean with the over population problems of today...
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2 RepliesEdited by Unforgiven: 11/24/2015 5:05:07 AMI put kill Hitler. And this is my reason. Once Hitler is dead all the cute jewish girls will want to date me and give me endless sex. Every position known to man. I will invent my own positions! Plus i will probably be rewarded for it from every country and i will be a hero for the history books. They will make movies about me and even god will give me hand job!
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Kill Hitler, and people will love you...option 2 entails
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I'll kill Hitler because I don't really care about sex
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Mother Teresa
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Without Hitler there would be no me
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If you kill Hitler, you prevent the holocaust, and preventing the holocaust could have disastrous effects on the new future. So I choose the sex ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Sorry, if you changed the Holocaust, there's so many ways history would change. Unlimited sex seems good because... Well I'm sexually frustrated.
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5 RepliesIf we killed butler Jews would've ruled the world if they haven't already.
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Guys just think about where we would be today if Hitler never started his Holocaust. It would change the course of history. For all we know the end of the world could have happened during the Cold War without Hitler.
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As much as we all hate Hitler, I can't imagine the turn of events that would occur if Hitler was killed as a baby, seriously just give it some thought
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2 RepliesBecause I don't know what would happen if we change the history like that, it could directly impact our world today. Cold War may never happen, maybe it might be just an all out war against ussr.
