Ok, you sick freaks. You must pick only one. You have a choice between going back in time to kill baby Hitler, or unlimited, guilt-free secks for 1 week with anybody you want. Don't screw this up.
For clarification: you can have sex with [i][b]anyone[/b][/i], and as many people as you want. Marilyn Monroe? Go for it! Marilyn Monroe + Marilyn Manson + Ben Franklin + age 22 Madonna? Sure thing, freak! Feel free to explain who you're going to have the sexytime with, or how you plan to kill Hitler.
Edit: there's a misconception that I'm condoning misogyny or r.ape, which I am not! This is a magic poll where the women or men you choose to sexy time are willing and eager participants.
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Think of what could happen in the long run if you kill hitler. I'm not saying him killing was good but if he didn't something much worse could have happened later. I don't want to have sex, I just want girls to be all over me if you know what I mean ;)
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You understand that a lot of us would never be born because changing the future would prevent us from forming the UN and we will wait for something worse to happen Killing Hitler makes us no better than he is We needed WW2 to happen or else we couldn't learn from our mistakes and that would be bad
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1 ReplyHitler's ideas wouldn't work today. Someone dedicated enough would kill Hitler for me while me and Meg Turney get busy..
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Age 22 madonna ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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We'll -blam!- em all to death
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killing hitler would alter everything that happened after and i may not even ne born ill just -blam!- someone for a week
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2 Replies1 week of unlimited sex with hitlеr
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Edited by cloudless9: 11/26/2015 10:44:45 AMI only say sex because the NAA or whatever the acronym was scientists did a lot of helpful research. And a lot more of... Not... So... Helpful... Research [spoiler]#twinexperiments[/spoiler]
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If we killed Hitler then we would have lost the war. The reason the Allies didn't kill him was because he was a terrible commander e.g. his decision to fight on two fronts.
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Edited by Super Slurf: 11/26/2015 9:47:32 AMJust -blam!- Hitler XD
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3 RepliesEdited by AlexanderSolomon: 11/26/2015 6:08:22 AMKill Hittler with fire, then again, it might mess up time space.
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Kill then sex.[spoiler]Either way im getting my díck wet[/spoiler]
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#ButterflyEffect bro
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Unlimited secks. I already knew that killing Hitler could mess with time, so I'm not taking the risk. I think i would choose Jennifer Lawrence, or some pornstar..
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1 ReplyId prefer not to mess with the fabrication of our world or timeline
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My gf and if we break up for some weird reason when I'm older, Vicki li
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Killing Hitler would -blam!- up the timeline so bad, I can't even imagine what the world would be like. Save Time and our world as we knowing while Having All the Sex? Yes please.
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1 ReplyNEITHER! Sex is my mortal enemy, and killing Hitler would -blam!- the timeline.
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This is an utterly despicable question, but imagine the worlds population with him completely wiped from history. Just saying as terrible as it undoubtedly was, that's so many more bodies to cause overpopulation
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13 RepliesEdited by The Domain: 11/26/2015 5:09:18 AMThe Domain has no physical form. Sexual contact would prove problematic. Hitler also violated The Mantle. The Domain would likely order ancillia to compose him and study his memories to identify the anomaly.
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8 RepliesIf you kill Hitler, Germany will have a much better chance at winning so.
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Bush did 9/11
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Meh, the problem fixes itself. sex plz.
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As long as this man gets Dolphins! I'll choose unlimited sex!
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1 ReplyAltering the past would cause many to not exist. Plus, without Hitler, we wouldn't be doing what we are now. It's true. Altering the past can change [b][i][u]everything[/u][/i][/b]
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3 RepliesAll I'd need to do is convince him Germany lost WW1 fair and square. Can't be too hard right?