"no, no, No, NO!" *Guardian Down*
"One sec mom, I'll get some pretzels in a minute!" *Guardian Down* "Shoot, wasn't paying attention"
Share yours below!
Edit: Also - I usually say;
"Please. Please! PLEASE PLEASE PLE-" *Guardian Down*
"I hate this game"
Edit: 1000 Replies! Awesome. Most I've ever had. Keep posting Guardians, I'll add some of my favorites that you guys have posted in a bit.
Edit: Okay I quit for like 3 months; so I apologize for never adding my favorites. Here goes.
*Loud Dying Animal Sound*
[b]Guardian Down[/b]
"Don't worry I can solo Mars"
[b]Guardian Down[/b]
*Meow* "I'll feed you in a minute." *[i]Meow[/i]* STFU I'm almost done. *[b][i][u]SCREECH[/u][/i][/b] [b]Guardian Down[/b]
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Playing nightfall, I'm still pretty low lvl but my friends insisted I come along. We're doing pretty good, until I charge forward and, well....... Here it is: Me: "Holy balls of a religious transvestite! There are so many!" Friend: "just a few more!' Me: "I'll take the thralls!" (I don't notice the knight charging at meek from behind). Me: "I got thi-"(turns around) "oh sssshhhhiiiIIIIIIITTT!" And then we all die because my friends nearly coughed up their lungs laughing at my body flying past the corner.