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Edited by SmoggyPluto:
10/11/2015 11:25:44 PM
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DESTINY LFG IN A NUTSHELL
NEED ONE FOR ORYX, MUST HAVE:
- Balls that weigh 2.3 pounds or more (Each)
- 7.4 million dollars worth of contact solution
- Immunity to Poison Ivy
- Broken up with at least 12 mistresses
- Rock hard abs (5/6 must be actual rocks)
- A Ph.D. from Harvard with a 5.1 GPA
- The ability to teach college level AP neuroscience
- Killed a Great White Shark with bear hands (I didn't mean bare hands. You first need to kill a bear)
- 7 First Place Double, Backwards Iron Man Medals
- The ability to speak Russian, Portuguese, and German at the same time backwards and upside-down
- An autograph from a basketball player named Tom Brady
- The ability to run a 4 minute mile in 3 minutes
- Had sex with the Queen (her brother is also acceptable)
- The ability to talk to animals in dog years
- The ability to play jump rope with your slong
- A Nobel Prize
- A Ferrari
- Won Tour De France while eating only Laxatives
- Never in your life eaten Laxatives
- Survived on an uninhabited island with nothing but a small city on it for 3 years
- Watched Modern Family with our first president
- Minimum 8 Kids, at least 9 of them boys
- The ability to hold your breath for 1 minute (And then continue to hold your breath for the remaining 4 hours and 59 minutes)
- Have flawless spelling and understanding of the English language WITHOUT autocorrect
- The ability to sow hats in under and hour (We both know that isn't a spelling error by now)
- Collectors edition of borderlands
- Must have gotten every exotic in game from coming last place in crucible
[b][u]NEW ADDITION: MUST HAVE ALL PURCHASABLE EMOTES[/u][/b]
[b][u]Failure to have EVERYTHING listed here will result in us reporting and muting you, even if you aren't trying to join.[/u][/b]
English
#Destiny
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I remember one post where a guy expect everyone in the fireteam to have raid emblem, looked him up he didn't even have it.
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MUST HAVE WON NATHAN HOT DOG CONTEST
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Smoggy pleZ
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Once joined a group in LFG, all speaking Arabic and one guy speaking partial English to call me out when it's my turn for something.Aside from slight issues at Oryx, anyone should be able to beat the raid if they have: Basic knowledge of the raid A 295+ sniper NOT stubborn and willing to be a team player Light level of at least 290+ (not be carried, at least do your part) Lfg can be ridiculous at times. :/
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Best thing I have read all day.
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->Killed a Great White Shark with "Bear" hands, dammit now i have to go kill a bear too? Why didnt you spell it out more clearly? Do i have to kill another Great White after i kill the bear or is it retroactive, cause im running out of sharks in the ocean man!
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Sounds about right!
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>have to have had a bowl of nails for breakfast without any milk.
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I can do most of those ;)
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next you should make a Match-making team-mate in a nutshell: ...[AFK]
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That sounds more like a Chuck Norris check list than anything
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1 ReplyOHHHH OHHH HI SMOGGY
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1 ReplyEdited by CoolMoon: 10/6/2015 3:26:36 AMMuted OP is a faget and kisses gurls [spoiler]ᕦ( ͡°╭͜ʖ╮͡° )ᕤ[/spoiler]
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3 Replies"Looking for experienced players" _____ has joined party chat. "Alright how is this done?!" I wish I was joking when I say I went through 6 different fireteams trying to beat Deathsingers
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3 Replies[quote] - Survived on an uninhabited island with nothing but a small city on it for 3 years [/quote] I live in Australia. That must count for this right.
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Edited by Gorchard: 10/6/2015 3:06:27 AMHoly...I lol'd way too hard.
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1 Reply1/10 -IGN Not enough requirement
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1 ReplyWhy's borderlands in there?
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I think I'm ok
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Don't forget u need a 56.744874685 in tv. Must be exact or else ull be kicked I'll find out where u live and I WILL check. While I'm there make sure u have a can of applesauce next to you. Must be exactly 100 g or else u are reported for incompetence. And your hands must be the exact side of Bruno Mar's hands or else u don't get the full destiny experience and u are outta here. Also make sure to have a 310 light supremacy sniper rifle. Will help. K thanks bai
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Edited by Antithesis: 10/6/2015 2:10:37 AM- ayy lmao
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1 ReplyShit! 2 lbs
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Inv me
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4 RepliesSpeaking of LFG, I've been deserted at dark blade strike. I hate ransoms, anyone want to join and help me finish up the boss? Thank you! -HolyShrimpz07
