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Edited by SmoggyPluto:
10/11/2015 11:25:44 PM
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DESTINY LFG IN A NUTSHELL
NEED ONE FOR ORYX, MUST HAVE:
- Balls that weigh 2.3 pounds or more (Each)
- 7.4 million dollars worth of contact solution
- Immunity to Poison Ivy
- Broken up with at least 12 mistresses
- Rock hard abs (5/6 must be actual rocks)
- A Ph.D. from Harvard with a 5.1 GPA
- The ability to teach college level AP neuroscience
- Killed a Great White Shark with bear hands (I didn't mean bare hands. You first need to kill a bear)
- 7 First Place Double, Backwards Iron Man Medals
- The ability to speak Russian, Portuguese, and German at the same time backwards and upside-down
- An autograph from a basketball player named Tom Brady
- The ability to run a 4 minute mile in 3 minutes
- Had sex with the Queen (her brother is also acceptable)
- The ability to talk to animals in dog years
- The ability to play jump rope with your slong
- A Nobel Prize
- A Ferrari
- Won Tour De France while eating only Laxatives
- Never in your life eaten Laxatives
- Survived on an uninhabited island with nothing but a small city on it for 3 years
- Watched Modern Family with our first president
- Minimum 8 Kids, at least 9 of them boys
- The ability to hold your breath for 1 minute (And then continue to hold your breath for the remaining 4 hours and 59 minutes)
- Have flawless spelling and understanding of the English language WITHOUT autocorrect
- The ability to sow hats in under and hour (We both know that isn't a spelling error by now)
- Collectors edition of borderlands
- Must have gotten every exotic in game from coming last place in crucible
[b][u]NEW ADDITION: MUST HAVE ALL PURCHASABLE EMOTES[/u][/b]
[b][u]Failure to have EVERYTHING listed here will result in us reporting and muting you, even if you aren't trying to join.[/u][/b]
English
#Destiny
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Bump xD
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Why mi nu admin?
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What time are we starting?
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Edited by Acris: 10/13/2015 4:52:40 AMGreat looks like I meet the requirements.. Inv?
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LFG is very hit and miss. I have better luck in the recruitment section on the app
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1 ReplyOne would hope your not talking about the Queen of England...
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1 ReplyEdited by Lenny: 10/13/2015 4:41:59 AM. 0000 00000 |||| |||| |||| |||| |||| ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) These weigh enough u lil shit
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Smoggy u lil shit u havnt kilt xylar de only thing u hev killed is ur wing wang
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Edited by Toolieo: 10/13/2015 4:41:06 AMEvery time I post on that site, from now on, I'm asking for new emotes only or you will be kicked. Because really, its bloody ridiculous. Back in the day, I never said I had a gally or any weapons. I only put the gally on once we were well into the raid. Fu(k those dip shits.
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Bump.. that shit is hilarious..
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1 ReplyIf you're a football you're getting kicked...
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6 RepliesI can die happy now,after reading this post. Gg Pluto. G fuqing g. [spoiler]you made me laugh for an hour straight[/spoiler]
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4 RepliesWell, here in my garage...
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1 ReplyMust have also: -Obtained year two gjallarhorn -Be able to travel through time -Have survived a plane crash -Have won the lottery of 200 million or more -Have visited heaven
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1 ReplySo that's why I got kicked from oryx
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Damn, I [i]really[/i] need to git gud...
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3 RepliesHave beaten dark souls with feet
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3 RepliesDamn, only the most interesting man in the world would qualify for these raid requirements. Stay thirsty my friends
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Edited by EvanThe6reat: 10/7/2015 1:36:25 AMOnly one I need is a Ferrari. Dang it. [spoiler]Not really[/spoiler] [spoiler]I have 5 of them[/spoiler]
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Damn this is almost at 1k haha
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1 ReplyYou'll never get the raid done with those requirements. Mine are much stricter. [spoiler]you're lucky I haven't banned you for having such easy requirements.[/spoiler]
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4 RepliesSew hats not sow hats.... just saying
