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Edited by Jeff the Cabal:
9/30/2015 11:27:55 PM
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How to kill a full-bar sunbreaker
IMPORTANT: [b]I am not listing [i]ways[/i] to kill a sunbreaker, I am telling you the instructions to kill one. These are the listed steps.[/b]
Shoot rockets
Shoot machine guns
Shoot golden guns
Use a blade dancer
Shoot an arrow
Throw nova bombs
Radiant spam grenades
Summon a storm
Fist of panic him
Throw another hammer back
Defend with a bubble
Shoot more rockets
Shoot more machine guns
Use a sword on him
Snipe him
Shotgun him
Use a sidearm
Use a fusion rifle
Shoot an auto rifle
Shoot a scout rifle
Shoot a hand cannon
Shoot a pulse rifle
Use the sword of Crota
Use the scorch cannon
Shoot him with the aegis
Summon the Templar
Summon some gorgons
Summon Atheon
Summon Ir Yut the Deathsinger
Summon Crota
Summon Skolas
Summon The Warpriest
Summon golgoroth
Summon Ir Anük and Ir halak
Summon Oryx
Summon a Forklift
Summon No land Beyond
Summon TheGreatNike
Summon 0___________0
Summon Smoggypluto
Summon Randal the Vandal
Summon Paul the Thrall
Summon Jeff the Cabal
Summon Xylar the timeless
Pray to Jesus
Use a no land beyond
Use a thorn
Use the last word
Use hawkmoon
Use the suros regime
Run him over with a truck
Run him over with a train
Run him over with a jet
Drop the moon on him
Throw a rock at it
Use C4s on him
Xx360MLGnoskope420blazeItxX trickshot him
Call in missiles from the military
Throw money at your screen
Drop a nuke on him
Throw your controller through the screen
Cover your TV in WD-40
Light your TV on fire
Unplug your console
Throw your console out the window.
And that, is how you kill a full health sunbreaker.
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never gonna give you up
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never gonna let you down
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never gonna run around
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and desert you
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never gonna make you cry
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never gonna say goodbye
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never gonna tell a lie
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or hurt you
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50 RepliesWhat if everything you ever wanted... WAS TO KICK SHIT IN THE FACE!? FOREVER! THEN YOU NEED PEREGRINE GREAVES!!! PUT THESE SWEET-ASS LEGS ON YOUR TITAN AND YOU WILL F***ING DECIMATE THINGS WITH YOUR POWERFUL KNEES. THEY ARE GEMS. YOU WILL LOOK GLAMOROUS LIKE A STYLISH LADY WHILE YOU KNEE SOMEONE IN THE THROAT SO HARD THEIR TEETH GO FLYING OUT OF THEIR ASSHOLE! YOUR LEGS ARE BEDAZZLED! BEDAZZLED WITH THESTRENGTH OF 1,000 KODIAK BEARS IF KODIAK BEARS GAVE ZERO F***S ABOUT GRAVITY AND EVOLVED TO DO SWEET JUMPKICKS! YOU WILL SET YOUR CHILD ON YOUR KNEE TO GIVE HIM SOUND FATHERLY ADVICE ANDTHAT CHILD WILL F***ING EXPLODE BECAUSE YOUR KNEES ARE INSTANT DEATH! YOUR SON WILL DIE! YOUR WIFE WILL DIVORCE YOU! YOU WILL DIE ALONE ATOP THE MOUNTAIN OF CORPSES YOU'VE LEFT IN YOUR WAKE AS YOUR LIFE DISSOLVES INTO A NIGHTMARISH HELLSCAPE OF VIOLENCE AND DEPRAVITY! YOU WILL TAKE PEREGRINE GREAVES INTO THE CRUCIBLE AND YOU WILL MASSACRE PEOPLE! YOU WILL F*** THEM UP! YOU WILL KNEE BLADEDANCERS! DENIED! GET THAT BUTTERKNIFE THE F*** OUT OF HERE! YOU WILL KNEE RADIANT WARLOCKS AND CAUSE THEM TO WEEP RADIANT TEARS! YOU WILL KNEE GOLDEN GUNSLINGERS...CAREFULLY.... YOU WILL KNEE OTHER TITANS IN THEIR BUBBLES, DIVING INTO THEIR NEON DISCO DANCE PARTIES BLIND AS SHIT AND MURDERING THEM WITH YOUR ENERGY LEGS! IT IS YOUR BUBBLE NOW SO FU*** THAT GU---wait, shit...THE BUBBLE IS GONE BECAUSE OF YOU GODDAMMIT WHY THE F*** DID YOU DO THAT!? YOU WILL RUIN YOUR K/D LIKE I HAVE BECAUSE YOU ARE ADDICTED TO THE SWEET, SWEET SOUND OF INSTANT AIRBORNE DEATH! YOU WILL CATCH SO MANY SHOTGUN BLASTS TO THE FACE AND IT WILL BE WORTH IT WHEN YOU KNOCK A BLADEDANCER THE F*** OUT BEFORE HE CAN CHOP UP YOUR TEAM! EVERY PAINFUL DEATH WILL BE VALIDATED AS YOUR LEG COLLIDES WITH A FIERY WARLOCK'S FAGGY GOAT HAT SO HARD THAT HE'S RENDERED BRAIN-DAMAGED AND HIS FAMILY FIGHTS WITH THE STATE OF TEXAS TO TAKE HIM OFF OF LIFE-SUPPORT! HE WILL LIVE OFF OF TUBES! BECAUSE OF TEXAAAAAAS! PEREGRINE GREEAAAAAAAAAAVES!!!
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I SHOT ALL MY GUNZ AT MY FEET YET HE STILL KILL ME!!!!! THATS IT IM DONE BUNGEE NERF SONBREAKER OR I QUIT ALSO I MAIN A HUNTER BUT IM NOT BUTTHURT, ITS JUST UNFAIR HE GOT A KILL [spoiler]inb4someonetakesmeserious[/spoiler]
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6 RepliesBut... What about two sunbreakers?
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I main defender in crucible, you can shotgun/sword anything in an armor of light bubble, even sunbreakers. You need atleast 2 bubbles to tank the hammers tho, one bubble with always get destroyed and the last one will go down with the last hammer or might survive it
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4 RepliesAre you absolutely positive that that's enough?
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1 Reply[quote]IMPORTANT: [b]I am not listing [i]ways[/i] to kill a sunbreaker, I am telling you the instructions to kill one. These are the listed steps.[/b] Shoot rockets Shoot machine guns Shoot golden guns Use a blade dancer Shoot an arrow Throw nova bombs Radiant spam grenades Summon a storm Fist of panic him Throw another hammer back Defend with a bubble Shoot more rockets Shoot more machine guns Use a sword on him Snipe him Shotgun him Use a sidearm Use a fusion rifle Shoot an auto rifle Shoot a scout rifle Shoot a hand cannon Shoot a pulse rifle Use the sword of Crota Use the scorch cannon Shoot him with the aegis Summon the Templar Summon some gorgons Summon Atheon Summon Ir Yut the Deathsinger Summon Crota Summon Skolas Summon The Warpriest Summon golgoroth Summon Ir Anük and Ir halak Summon Oryx Summon a Forklift Summon No land Beyond Summon TheGreatNike Summon 0___________0 Summon Smoggypluto Summon Randal the Vandal Summon Paul the Thrall Summon Jeff the Cabal Summon Xylar the timeless Pray to Jesus Use a no land beyond Use a thorn Use the last word Use hawkmoon Use the suros regime Run him over with a truck Run him over with a train Run him over with a jet Drop the moon on him Throw a rock at it Use C4s on him Xx360MLGnoskope420blazeItxX trickshot him Call in missiles from the military Throw money at your screen Drop a nuke on him Throw your controller through the screen Cover your TV in WD-40 Light your TV on fire Unplug your console Throw your console out the window. And that, is how you kill a full health sunbreaker.[/quote] Bump
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You forgot feed him pizza, I know from experience if there's pizza involved you don't want to overcook it with your hammers.
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Lol'd
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Summon 0___________0 Xx360MLGnoskope420blazeItxX trickshot him
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Does it have to be in that order?
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1 ReplyWhy no tags?
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This method also works for getting the black spindle!
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UPDATE: this method one takes its health down to half!
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Or you can use the hunter nightstalker
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3 firebolt nades with ToF. Or head shot and fusion nade.
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1 ReplyInstructions unclear, dck stuck in a toaster
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I'll still bag you when I next pop one
