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Edited by Joyaboi: 9/29/2015 11:32:43 AM
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My review of The Undying Mind Strike (Comical)

First of all let me say that I am a Xbox player. Also that I would happily give up my Y2 Fatebringer for another year of never having to play this god damned waste of my amazing thumb reflexes . I have had the pleasure of not having this pop up in a strike playlist until tonight. I have heard many a Playstation user complain about this strike, but after numerous runs of Cerberus Vae III I thought of this as nothing more than exaggeration. Boy was I wrong. It starts with a bunch of exposition basically telling us we have to kill a bullet sponge. Whatever it is Y1. Then as we spawn in Nolandroid says something, the painful irony of which I only now begin to fully comprehend. "I like it better when it's dead." So we start off killing copious amounts of taken right off the bat. Annoying but it isn't like I haven't done it before. Now the real fun begins. After heading up a flight of stairs we encounter what can only be described as as the literal equivalent of eating a ghost pepper whole followed up by horse tranquilizers. Yellow bar goblin and minotaur abound, all protecting a cyclops in a small area, lacking a high light void shotgun I was ill equipped for the ravenous horde. 20 minutes of my life wasted and still going we reach a room with a portal at the end, spewing out vile slime faster than me after Taco Bell. If you are actually reading this, post a * after your comment so I can know. When that was all over out came a giant solar Nexus with slightly different shield, with the added bonus of moving back and fourth between the small, rectangular cavity with little to no hiding places. [i]But wait, theres more! Purchase Undying Mind and get craploads of Yellow Minotaurs for free! Order within the next 15 minutes and get [b]double[/b] the Minotaurs for free! Thats right for absolutely free! We're practically giving them away! [/i] *Minotaurs brought to you by VexCo. Make sure to check out our juice boxes! So 45 minutes in and 20 deaths later, I activate my hammer and, with all my rage, blow the damn glorified Nokia through hell and into Satan's leased condo (student loans are a b*tch). My rewards? 10 Legendary Marks, The Undying Mind Mark, one less Heroic to for a quest, and a bunch of engrams that bumped me from 291 to 320. But let me tell you a Y2 pre buff Necrochasm would not be worth the pain. I thought the point of exclusives was to make a console more rewarding, but this only makes Xbox look like an Apple to Playstation's "store brand" flip phone. So how would I rate? 10/10 love it. Would recommend to a friend. Will certainly buy again. Too easy Edit: For God's sake read the actual body. For now on anybody who posts an "It is easy" without joking will be insta muted for illiteracy Edit: NOOOOOOOOOO! It happened! Nightfall!

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