Dear Omolon,
I recently used your sniper rifle, and I have to say, you need to better refine your products before the public testing stage. I was able to snipe two warlocks who had there backs turned towards me recently. Had you built your rifle up to snuff, both warlocks wouldn't have died embarrassing deaths.
Sincerely, someone who is upset at warlocks not looking out for marshmallows.
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[quote]Dear Omolon, I recently used your sniper rifle, and I have to say, you need to better refine your products before the public testing stage. I was able to snipe two warlocks who had there backs turned towards me recently. Had you built your rifle up to snuff, both warlocks wouldn't have died embarrassing deaths. Sincerely, someone who is upset at warlocks not looking out for marshmallows.[/quote] Dearest Mr DragoonKing, I regret to inform you that Warlock's are nowhere near as smart as they would have us think. The easy sniping you experienced is a consequence not of poor weapon design, but of all Warlocks' intrinsic inability to utilize situational awareness. They tend to float around like little ladybugs, making sniping so incredibly simple. In closing, we understand that sometimes deaths will occur. But do remember that we are always retooling our marshmallow acceleration coil algorithms to find the best possible nerf available. See you starside, Guardian, DeeeJ Omolon