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Edited by Motown XCIII:
9/8/2015 2:42:23 AM
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Look to your right, the first item within reach is your only weapon to fight Oryx.
My weapon: Pet dog
Name: Stone
Exotic Perk: A Pug's Life ... This weapon's fur covers you and decreases incoming damage by 83%
What will you guy's be taking on Oryx with?
Edit: Over 700 replies. You folks are incredible. Oryx doesn't stand a chance..
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#Destiny
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My weapon : a pencil Name : mechanical pencil 0.7 mm Exotic perk : ammo regenerates with the push of a button Description : doesn't need sharpening - casemate
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My bottle of Coke Zero and I will go to battle against Crota's daddy.
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Chair...sweet Exotic perk: +2 armor, can block attacks
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BB&B Butane Creme Brulee Torch Name: Steely Dan Exotic Perk: Torch me Emits a flame that brings titanium and quartz to perfect vape temp erytime. Inta-dismantles ceramics and fingertips.
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Gibson Les Paul. Exotic perk: LOUD NOISES.
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Edited by Livinghacker: 9/8/2015 3:52:08 PMToilet paper XD Angel soft Wipe
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A gallon of Apple juice. SHOW NO MERCY. -pbc
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Hope he can be sated by tacos
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Television remote damn
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Chapstick!!!!
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weapon: 3 y/o daughter name: Goose exotic perk: MOAR!! auto reload when weapon isn't being ADS.
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telephone so i guess i will ask him to phone home
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1 ReplyEdited by deKiets: 9/8/2015 3:55:07 PMMy weapon: Staffordshire Bull Terrier Name: Milo Weapon type: Heavy weapon Special perk: Your face is mine - Saliva does damage over time. Can be stacked to infinite times.
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ITEM: Prescription eye glasses NAME: Eyes of Newt PERKS: Solar damage. They grant the brief ability to concentrate a beam of solar energy at a specific target ( while simultaneously granting protective solar shield for nearby guardians). Top tier perk allows deployment of wall of fire that slowly advances.
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1 ReplyItem: toilet paper Name: TPFMB 081 Exotic perk: Cleans ass to grant +2 agility. Prevents chafing. And farting on minions of the darkness builds super faster. If you were wondering TPFMB stands for t p for my bunghole..lmao
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Edited by killerviruz154: 9/8/2015 3:47:32 PMWeapon:floor Name:eat shit Perk:have a slight chance to dodge something while falling
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A mixer. Special Weapon Perk: Just Beat It All melees do 500% more damage.
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Item: Sunglasses Name: Light-Blocker Exotic Perk: protects my eyes from my bright future
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Necronomicon: the best wierd tales of H.P. Lovecraft. Hope Oryx have time to talk abot our lord and seviour, Cthulhu.
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My girlfriend Name, Screaming Red Perks, Smart ass mouth. Oryx is going down.
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Edited by improv64: 9/8/2015 3:47:24 PMSolid oak door Heavy weapon Perk: Oak-ey Dokey - chance on hit to summon a squirrel army angry that their beloved source of acorns was turned into a door. They will always attack your target as they blame it for the tree's destruction. If target is a dog, target becomes paralyzed trying to pay attention (squirrel!) to all of those incoming squirrels at once. LF3M for Oryx, have door bearer, need an exp squirrel herder!
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A step stool .__. Exotic perk: Need a step? Increases everyones jump height by 200% .__.
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a cocktail jug... Guess I piss in it and chuck it at him
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An ashtray Exotic perk: Throw it at oryx to slightly annoy him and have 0.00000002% chance he dies from cancer in 40 years
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A ballpoint pen, good thing it is mightier than the sword.
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Edited by Raksis The Great: 9/8/2015 3:38:10 PMA Cup. Name: iCup. Perk: Throw water at Oryx's crotch and force him to flee in embarrassment.
