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Edited by Motown XCIII:
9/8/2015 2:42:23 AM
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Look to your right, the first item within reach is your only weapon to fight Oryx.
My weapon: Pet dog
Name: Stone
Exotic Perk: A Pug's Life ... This weapon's fur covers you and decreases incoming damage by 83%
What will you guy's be taking on Oryx with?
Edit: Over 700 replies. You folks are incredible. Oryx doesn't stand a chance..
English
#Destiny
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My weapon: Xbox controller Name: Outlet of Rage Exotic Perk: Puppet Master ... You can control a bosses actions, making them stand still or damage themselves
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My weapon: golf club Name: Irondrive Exotic perk: "FORE!" This weapons impact increases 4 times for four seconds after you melee four enemies.
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Math Book... -blam!-!
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WI remote The most dangerous weapon in gaming
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Edited by ProtectMe427: 9/10/2015 2:13:12 AMBackpack..... Exotic perk: Elementary -bores the hell out of Oryx with Pre-calculus homework
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A small desk fan...... Ill dry out your skin oryx!
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Girlfriend Perk....? Who needs a perk when you have a girlfriend
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A piece of 4x4 lumber, i guess I'll give him a splinter, make him cry, bandage his booboo, kiss it, put him to bed, then savagely beat him to death while he sleeps and bathe in his blood.
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toothpaste, gotta clean his breath for a clean fight
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Weapon of Forced Choice: Cup of Ice Water Name: Big Plastic Perk: splashes water on enemy and tops it off with some ice to freeze the target for 3.14 minutes :D lol
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My set of keys, wallet, a broken bluetooth headset for my moms phone, and a used straighttalk refill card.
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Thankfully I have a pair of scissors just beyond my mouse hand. I suppose that means I'll be able to make paper cut outs to confuse Oryx....though it also means I can't be running around too fast.....
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2 RepliesMy daughters eyeliner Death by Makeover. It's on
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Item:little brother Name:little brother Perk: Throw it and run
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Edited by damniul: 9/10/2015 1:52:50 AMH2o bottle Exotic perk ~ pool party have a pool party with oryx
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My weapon: Painting by numbers book Name: PBN Exotic Perk: Comes with book, set of paints and brush to recolor your enemies. Age 8 to 88 Also has choking hazard warning.
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My baby nephew. I'm good he's an asshole anyways.
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A fan
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Name Lawn Chair Item Lawn Chair Perk 4 legged reaper: attacks with this weapon backfire and smack you in your face
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Toilet paper.
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A Prius...
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1 ReplyReally? A 70 year old man! Am I supposed to wait for him to complain Oryx to death? Fml!
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Lewis Road Chocolate milk
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My poor cat.... Lol
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My headphones will annihilate Oryx
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Item: exercise bike Name; lemond Perk: um... You get rockin quads?
