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Edited by Motown XCIII:
9/8/2015 2:42:23 AM
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Look to your right, the first item within reach is your only weapon to fight Oryx.
My weapon: Pet dog
Name: Stone
Exotic Perk: A Pug's Life ... This weapon's fur covers you and decreases incoming damage by 83%
What will you guy's be taking on Oryx with?
Edit: Over 700 replies. You folks are incredible. Oryx doesn't stand a chance..
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God damnit I got my apple core 😩
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Edited by beastbread: 9/10/2015 4:31:18 AMPs4 controller. This will be a formidable weapon in the fight against oryx I think. Weapon: ps4 controller Exotic perk: Control Able to take over the brain activity of a guardian and control him/her.
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Shower curtain....I'm pooping.
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Name: Basketball Description: "You're at the gym right now, GameImmortality, put away your phone" Exotic Perk: 'Just Do It' - Picking up this weapon will boost morale and confidence greatly, although, seeing someone stronger/better than you will decrease all stats dramatically...
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2 RepliesPumpkin spice latte [i]"I can't even"[/i] Exotic perk: [i][u]White Girl Logic:[/u][/i] When you land a precision hit on an enemy they are poisoned with the "friend zone" dealing damage overtime.
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Hot and Spicy Cheez It. I kinda don't want Oryx's ass as a hat if I have to use them ._.
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Empty beer coaster. Oryx shall remain parched until he is filled full of hard light.
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A lightsaber hilt
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Sleeping with sirens bracelet (warlock bond) "Kick me when I'm down" Grants a new dance move that increases your damage by 13% for every 2 seconds in dance mode, stacks up to 130% and lasts for one second for every 200 glimmer you currently have
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My weapon: a wall, auto rifle Name: a wall Phrase: [i]a wall[/i] Exotic perk: a wall- each shot has a 98% chance to shoot a wall out which obviously OHKO's everything including shanks
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1 ReplyEdited by EARWAK3R: 9/10/2015 3:32:58 AMIts......your mother. Yes, your mother is my new weapon Edit: non malicious mom joke. No hate intended
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1 ReplyEdited by Carz24m: 9/10/2015 3:07:48 AMMy weapon: an air conditioner remote Name: "Gjall-air-horn" Exotic perk: "Sweatier Than Trials"- turns off Oryx's air conditioner and causes him to get really sweaty and complain a lot. After 10 minutes, he will leave the solar system and drive the dreadnaught to the nearest rest stop with air conditioning. He will then spend the rest of the raid ignoring the guardians while he plays Agar.io on the Starbucks wifi and eats a Sbarro pizza.
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Pillow and cat. Hmmm... Maybe I could get Suros to make it into a prototype.
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Pillow and cat Name: the Comfy Killer Item type: sniper Rifle Weapon description: purrrrrfect Exotic perk: while held, this weapon allows you to not be seen on the minimap. Shots that hit targets from this weapon slow down enemy movement by 5% per second and suppresses abilities. Exclusive to hunters.
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Binder Name: binder Exotic perk: hitting enimies with the binder forces them to get bored and procrastinate by going on the forums.
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2 RepliesTowel The only tool you ever need 42
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3 RepliesTissue and lotion Name: lonely night Weapon type: shotgun Perk: premature evacuation - after your first shot, pumping the shotgun once causes all ammo to be fired at once
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My weapon: HP PRINTER. Name: The Primal Printenator Exotic perk: Fires an ink blast when charged by killing enemies. If you double charge it by killing more enemies it fired a rainbow color blast.
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1 ReplyEdited by Rockproof: 9/10/2015 2:55:23 AMMy weapon: A wall Name: [quote]the stopper[/quote] Type: an auto rifle, scout rifle, shot gun, rocket launcher, pulse rifle, sniper, machine gun, fusion rifle, and shot gun had a baby with a helmate, chest plate, gauntlets, and boots. They made [i]the wall[/i] Exotic ability: stops incoming damage for 100% of the time you are being legit ness, and does damage to enemies trying to stop it. Stat comparison: Jelly-horn. Wall. Damage Damage 190. 9000 Resistance. Resistance. 1. 9000 Legitness Legitness[spoiler][/spoiler] 20%. 9000%
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A box? The inner metal gear in me comes out and I hide in the box* Now we wait...
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My coffee cup. Exotic name: Muggy Perks: Pour scalding hot coffee on your enemy for 10k damage. Whilst they are distracted trying to clean up the mess on their pants, Hunter's get 20x backstab damage whilst using their super.
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A computer mouse
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Glasses
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A bottle of foot lotion Exotic type: hunter boots Exotic Name: The Griswalds Description: [i]I only used a little[/i] Exotic Perk: you slide 10 times farther with 4x the speed
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3 Repliesrecliner chair, perk: when leaning back you will be flung at a rapid speed with a damage buff
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My boss. But he'll whinge the bastard to death in no time!!
