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Edited by Waverly Hazard: 9/7/2015 1:42:06 AM
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Replace Words in Lyrics With "Deej"

Play that funky music white Deej Oh say can you see, by the dawn's early Deej If Deej was your boyfriend

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  • Because I never really knew that my little DeeJ would be DeeJ That's why I got a heater for your DeeJ

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  • now -blam!- dee j

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  • a sight for sore eyes to the blind would be awful Deej it would be the most beautiful thing that they ever had seen it would cause such surprise it would make all of their minds electric how could anyone tell them that some things are not what they seem? in such disbelief i thought i was asleep when i met Deej my heart liquefied and i sighed “oh this must be a dream” if i forget to set the alarm and sleep on through the dawn don’t remind me i’d rather be dreaming of someone than living alone if you’re searching the lines for a point well, you’ve probably missed it there was never anything there in the first place

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  • *piano* Deej deej deej deeeeej I....I Deej deej deej deeeej I....I I need a deej I'm holding on for a deej until the end of the night

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  • You're walking in the woods. There's no one around, And your phone is dead. Out of the corner of your eye you spot him, Deej. He's following you About 30 feet back. He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint. He's gaining on you. Deej. You're looking for your car, But you're all turned around. He's almost upon you now And you can see there's blood on his face! My god, there's blood everywhere! Running for your life (From Deej.) He's brandishing a knife. (It's Deej.) Lurking in the shadows Hollywood superstar Deej. Living in the woods, (Deej.) Killing for sport, (Deej.) Eating all the bodies Actual, cannibal Deej. Now it's dark and you seem to have lost him, But you're hopelessly lost yourself. Stranded with a murderer, You creep silently through the underbrush. A-ha! In the distance, A small cottage with a light on. Hope! You move stealthily toward it, But your leg! AH! It's caught in a bear trap! Gnawing off your leg, (Quiet, quiet.) Limping toward the cottage, (Quiet, quiet.) Now you're on the doorstep, Sitting inside, Deej. Sharpening an ax, (Deej.) But he doesn't hear you enter, (Deej.) You're sneaking up behind him. Strangling superstar Deej. Fighting for your life with Deej, Wrestling a knife from Deej, Stab it in his kidney. Safe at last from Deej. You limp into the dark woods, Blood oozing from your stump leg. But you have won. You have beaten Deej Wait! he isn't dead! Deej-surprise! There's a gun to your head and death in his eyes But you can do Jiu Jitsu Body slam superstar Deej Legendary fight with Deej Normal Tuesday night for Deej You try to swing an axe at Deej But blood is draining fast from your stumped leg He's dodging every swipe, he parries to the left You counter to the right, you catch him in his neck You're chopping off his head now You have just decapitated Deej His head topples to the floor, expressionless You fall to your knees and catch your breath You're finally safe from Deej

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    • I don't think you trust In My Self righteous Deej

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    • We need [b][i]MORE DEEJ[/i][/b]

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    • My little Deejy! My little Deejy! Ah ah ah ah! My little Deejy! I used to wonder what moderatorship could be!!! Ect.

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      • You know that I'll stay with you, that's why they call me Deej.

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      • Boyz N tha Deej

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        • What do you deej

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        • 5% Deej 20% Deej 15% Deej

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        • This is 10% deej 20% deej 15% concentrated power if deej 5% deej 50% deej And 100% reason to worship deej

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        • What is Deej Baby don't ban me Don't ban me no more

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        • Shake it DeeJ [spoiler]Shake it off[/spoiler]

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        • Cause I'm WAANTEED, deej or alive.

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        • I'm just a small Deej. I need no sympathy.

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          I am DeeJ... *Black Sabbath Iron Man plays*

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        • DeeJ! DeeJer nights! (Followed by more awful replace of words)

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        • This little deej of my, Yeah I'm going to let Him shine!

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        • Watch me whip, watch me Deej

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        • Edited by SergioTheSlayer: 10/1/2015 3:29:10 AM
          Deej gonna give you up Deej gonna let you down Deej gonna tell a lie and hurt you Deej gonna make you cry Deej gonna say goodbye Deej gonna tell a lie and hurt you

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          • And as Deej wind on down the road Our shadows taller than our soul. There walks a Deej we all know Who shines white light and wants to show How everything still turns to gold. And if you listen very hard The Deej will come to you at last. When all are Deej and Deej is all To be a Deej and not to roll. And Deej's buying a stairway to heaven.

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          • This is my fight Deej Take back my light Deej I'm in the kitchen cooking Deej with my baby And we will be counting Deej

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          • If you were deej or still alive I don't care

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