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8/29/2015 11:23:13 AM
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Pulling this out again
*Deej looks at post
Deej: "Oh no..."
*Deej runs out of his house, gets in his car to get to the office. It breaks down.
So he goes on foot.
He crosses the deserts, climbs mountains, sail the deadly seas. He must get this information to Harold Ryan, the president of Bungie.
Finally, Deej reaches his destination.
He is exhausted.
Deej is drenched in sweat and hardly able to breath. He could fall over dead any minute.
Deej: "Mr. Ryan sir...UpMag is quitting."
Ryan: "Who?"
Deej: "UpMag, sir..."
Ryan: "My god...bring me the button."
*Deej breaks open a glass box on the wall labeled Use in case of emergency.
He pulls out a button from the scattered remains and hands it to Ryan.
Ryan pushes the button
Confetti pops everywhere and a banner drops that reads No One Cares in bright bold letters.
A faint "Yea" can be heard in the background.
Ryan: "Money well spent."
*Looks over to Deej
Ryan: "Now get back to work and remember to tell me every time someone quits. I just love using this button."
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Best post i ever read!!!
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Still golden.
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*applause*
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That's amazing.
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Oh wow, nice copy and paste job. I've never seen this before, ever
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Edited by Happyjoey547014: 8/30/2015 4:52:32 PMReread the very first sentance. Everyone already knows.
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My point is still valid, it's still overused
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You'll live
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I don't know man, each one of these copy and paste's I see I loose one of my 9 lives. I've lost at least 3 today :-(
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Lol fair enough
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lol, this is great.
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Apparently they must care quite much for all the time and effort of making the breakable glass, the button that pop confetti, and for Deej to run all the way to give the news. And I bet they paid a lot of money to install all that... So... [i]~About Me[/i]
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That copy and paste tho.
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Lol!!
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I love this thing
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I always enjoy seeing this :)
