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8/29/2015 2:37:17 AM
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First thing you'd do if destiny was real
Honestly i would just relax in the jungles of venus with a pina skolata
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#Destiny
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Kill myself.
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4 RepliesDo the Carlton with Variks, yeeesss? Snatch up Petra and take her on some field work. Reprogram a Shank to follow me around like a pet. Make it fight other Shanks. It dies honorably and I sob all the way to the Tower and give it a proper burial. Find Ghost a secret bunker with cool space weapons to have for himself. Phoenix Uppercut Executor Hideo until he gives me that sweet Comitatus ship. Then kick him in the balls for taking forever to give me a shader. Smash an Engram over the Cryptarch's head. Have a wild party with Cayde, Shaxx, and Sweeper Bot in the City. Brag to non-guardians in the Tower about my cool abilities. Bang every lovely female non-guardian in the tower. Feel bad for Cayde and set him on a date with Eris. Eat all my Festival of the Lost candy with fellow Guardians and the rest of the Vanguard. Explain to Shaxx why trick-or-treating is [i]not[/i] ridiculous. Shaxx will begin to love holidays, and help me convince the Speaker to decorate for coming holidays. Place an apple in a small room, shoot Sleeper Simulant and hope the ricochet hits it and not me. Guardian down. Find Taniks a house, poor guy. Spy on the House of Kings and see what they have up their sleeves. Put on my Kellslayer cloak and hijack the Winter Ketch. Command the House of Devils to follow their new Kell. Pit my Fallen crew against Skolas'. Kill Skolas and Zombie Dance on his corpse, but forget to dismantle mines and lose my entire House. Get angry and kamikaze my Ketch into the Hellmouth. Cry to Variks. Bang Petra (again.) Attend Eris' and Cayde's wedding. Rip my cloak off after they kiss and swing it around while eating cake and screaming with joy. Give the Cryptarch an ice pack and apologize. It ain't always your fault, buddy. Just most of the time. Take a Guardian nap. End up oversleeping, oh well. Eat Guardian breakfast. Wear my Oryx mask and obliterate any Hive in sight. Take a Guardian nap. Dance with Rasputin. Shoot Thunderlord wildly while shouting incorrect sound effects "GAGAGGAGAAGA" Make friends with some Cabal and blow sh*t up. Arm wrestle a Fallen Captain. Take a Guardian nap on top of the Vex Citadel. Bang Petra. Challenge Shaxx to a duel. Guardian down.
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[quote] pina skolata[/quote]
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Kill myself
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3 RepliesBANG THE QUEEN
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Edited by TheDvonDud: 10/28/2015 9:55:55 PMMake sweet love to the queen.
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Go to the areas that gives you 5 seconds to get to safety
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Find a way to fireborn someone else.
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Your mom
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19 RepliesFind the queen, And pray she's still warm
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UNLIMITED POWER!!!
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Impersonate Atheon by "tripping" off the tower.
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I'd try and not get shot
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Run an underground colosseum, where we make captured Dregs, Vadals, etc fight .
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Meet up with my clan mates and probably try to start a fireteam with Shaxx and Cayde for crucible. Most likely id try to use as much space magic as possible
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Edited by JayTronicle: 10/28/2015 9:11:35 PMThrust my Thorn in Mara Sov while wearing the mask of Eris Morn
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Bang eris
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Edited by Fire Bird 120: 10/28/2015 9:02:51 PMPut on an engram mask and throw Rahool off the tower.
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Loot cave
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Train in the hyberbolic time chamber to prepare my self for oryx hard, by the time oryx has come to our solar system it would have been as if I trained for 10 years. I will then Sherpa groups through the raid as I will be able to use my year 10 bungiehorn and one shot oryx.
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3 RepliesI don't believe in fatalism.
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6 RepliesGo to the forums and complain
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Find my friends/intimate female ;)))))
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I'll live with the fallen or hive.
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Interview for the job of sweeper in the Tower. The bots aren't doing that great
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