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Edited by Mott:
8/31/2015 4:50:24 PM
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Dinklebot's Most Facepalmy Line
Let me know which one you think is the worst.
WE'VE AWOKEN THE HIVE
Edit 1: HOLY CRAP! 638 replies!?
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Hank the Shank is here!
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Satan is here!
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#Destiny
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4 Replies-Start archon priest strike. -Dinkleberg telling me gotta prevent Fallen from awakening their Archon Priest, been trapped in Azkaban or some shit. Seems legit. (Dafuq did he do to get locked up like that? How'd he escape? Questions I have, too naive to know ill never get answers to.) -Spend long minutes traversing magical venus's left-hand path. Tons of Vex, TONS! A whole valley of teleporting vex..? not in my job description but okay, ill let that slide... -reach cell, looks like 30th century Faberge egg, w/e its cool. -"oh well, thank rngesus we got here in time! They were unable to open the cell, hes still trapped, call for an evacuation chopper Dink. We made it!" Dinkleberg behind me as im walking away "Are you sure you want to do this?" -wait wtf are you talking about.. i spin around...hear gas releasing and hollow masked laughter. DINKLEBERG! Wut? Why?! -Waste MORE time. Finally kill it. "It would've been better off in the prison of elders..." FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU....SO WYTF DIDN'T WE BRING BACK THE UNOPENED EGG, DINKLEDICK?!?! Facepalm so hard my hand smashed through my cheek and rips a hole in the space-time continuum, sending me in a wormhole that just keeps dropping me at the beginning of pretty venus, Doomed to repeat strike ad nauseam, for all eternity. (Until next year, when you can run the same strike backwards and upside down, and then fight a hive boss at the two beginning pools)
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"The fallen have this locked down tight." "I can get it open." It's just so cringe worthy in the way he said it.
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48 RepliesEdited by AdunSaveMe: 8/21/2015 1:46:14 AM[b]A CELL[/b] *speakers burst* [b]FROM THE PRISON OF ELDERS[/b] *windows shatter, children screaming in the distance* [b]THE ARCHON PRIEST[/b] *wailing sirens* [i][b]IS STILL[/b][/i] *TV disintegrates* [i][u][b]INSIDE!!!!!!![/b][/u][/i] *explosion*
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2 RepliesNo no no no no! IT'S THE VEX! BETTER FIND SOME COVER! Me: N***a chill. They're only robots.
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1 Reply"At least he's chained up." I be like I already killed it!!!
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A CELL FROM THE PRISON OF ELDERS
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"... I don't need a network key... DOS is more complicated than this" *Alarms sound... little prick... but i miss him...
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Nolanbump
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6 Replies"To get into the vex network I sorta had to mess with all their transfer gates here. You're probably going to have your hands full" D4mmit Dinklebot
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"The [b][i]worlds grave[/i][/b] [u]not[/u] ours." Is the worst, period. The way he says "worlds grave" so fvcking condescendingly but not in a cool, funny, GoT kind of condescension, but an akward, "screw this, they've made me reread chopped up rewrites so many times, and now this assistant sound director from bungie is telling me to be "more robotic", forget it, time to engage phoning-it-in 9000" kind of way. Some dishonorable mentions: Stranger: "I don't have time to explain what I blah blah" Wow... Stunning to me that line made it into the game. And two of my personal favorite facepalm/WTF? moments come from Eris Morn after defeating Crota: "You have saved them all from [i][b]my suffering[/b][/i] guardian." And: "You and I are bonded forever Titan." Ummm... Ok... Clingy psycho.. Did she honeydick us all into killing the ex she's obsessed with?
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"Think you can kill a god"
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1 ReplyA CELL FROM THE MOTHER @#$%ING ELDERS
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That wizard came from the MOOOOOOOOOON
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"I'll work faster" 1 That's the same speed 2 Yah I'll get shot faster too "Detecting Fallen Activity" Wait for it... "The fallen what are they doing here?" *Enter Public Event* "I guess we're doing this" Me: What are YOU doing to help?!?
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"THERE! A CONDUIT TO THE SPIRE! Get me close." -Dinklebot Anyone agree?
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Edited by Shadowstar5N64: 9/7/2015 2:49:32 PM"When I break in they're gonna be coming for us. Make sure you're ready" *as I'm being bitch slapped by a thrall. Like really?
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1 ReplyYou handle the cabal I'll wake the eye Or the fallen are getting smarter looks like the entire system is wired into an *alarm sounds* I'll work faster
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1 Reply"And I thought YOU had the hard job." Dinklebot, IM GETTING HAMMERED BY 5 AXIS MINOTAURS! DOES THIS LOOK EASY TO YOU?
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9 RepliesEdited by Edgin Mor: 9/6/2015 3:34:58 PMOh, we slay a gatelord #thuglife.
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1 ReplyA Triptych of Hive runes said to be uncrackable TBH every flipping line in this game is pure gold
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1 ReplyEdited by excelsiorgames: 8/31/2015 4:45:09 PM"Fallen Ships? This close to the surface?" The emotion haha
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17 RepliesNot really a facepalmy line but a facepalmy scene. Stay till the end for a RIP Dinkebot montage as well! https://youtu.be/IXVT_M-PNzc
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2 RepliesAccess Key? I don't need an access key. -Alarm Goes Off- The Fallen are getting smarter, it's like the entire system is wired to a- (Alarm) I'll work faster.
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7 RepliesThink they mind if we take their pikes? Yes they'll mind this is a Ferrari edition pike. Pft!!!
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1 Replyreleasing the Archon Priest "are you sure this is a good idea?"
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A triptych of hive ruins, said to be uncrackable...
