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Edited by bob the builder:
8/9/2015 6:22:32 PM
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Girlfriend just freaked that she thought I was watching PORN !!!
My browsing history said "exotic chest" she went nuts. Couldn't explain to her for laughing. Ama
This post has no right to be trending. Jesus
So this has blew up lol. Guys some of you are reading into this way too much. The computer is shared by me my gf and our two kids. She saw the word "exotic" and put 2 and 2 together and got 5. Her big issue was with it being on the computer the kids use. We had a laugh about it and that was the end of it. I've been with her since we where kids. We are very much happy and in love. Some people on here must have perfect relationships and that's great. But sometimes someone in a relationship misreads a situation and these things ensue. I don't need to get a new woman or anything like that. It was a very small thing. There are some really self righteous and toxic people in this community. It's crazy how much this seems to mean to some people. Thanks for all the comments. Hope every one has an awesome day !!
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3 RepliesLol. Yeah you got to love those innocent misunderstandings. My fiancé got curious when I had " destiny exotic legs" and she looked at me and said "please tell me destiny is a real woman and not that stupid game of yours." I couldn't stop laughing as she was serious. Btw. One thing I'm confused is you wrote that she is your girlfriend and you have been together since you were kids and you referred to your two kids as "our" kids BUT you aren't married. You guys don't believe in it or just never got around to it? Just curious.
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Thats funny but understandable with the kids. Thats one thing I love about my GF she likes watching as much as I do and we have some very fun times. Lets say 3 is not a crowd when it ffm. Plus im always getting pics from her.
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I like to play Tomb Raider and kill Lara over and over so she gives out the biggest loudest moans. Then I hang up the phone.
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This is rich
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Hilarious.
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2 RepliesAt least you got [i]The Last Word[/i] in the situation.
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So this has blew up lol. Guys some of you are reading into this way too much. The computer is shared by me my gf and our two kids. She saw the word "exotic" and put 2 and 2 together and got 5. Her big issue was with it being on the computer the kids use. We had a laugh about it and that was the end of it. I've been with her since we where kids. We are very much happy and in love. Some people on here must have perfect relationships and that's great. But sometimes someone in a relationship misreads a situation and these things ensue. I don't need to get a new woman or anything like that. It was a very small thing. There are some really self righteous and toxic people in this community. It's crazy how much this seems to mean to some people. Thanks for all the comments. Hope every one has an awesome day !!
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Lol wow
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2 RepliesYour girlfriend gets mad if you watch porn? I think you need a new girlfriend.
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11 RepliesMy responses are below, only click the spoiler that's relevant: [b]You're below legal age to have sex or you're both virgins[/b] [spoiler] Cool story, bet you had some laughs when you told her! Lolmao. Porn is bad and should never be watched. [/spoiler] [b]You're having sex with her or have not but you are both not virgins[/b] [spoiler] Fück man...You need to set her straight. 1. She shouldn't be checking up on you 2. Porn is healthy and beneficial to a relationship providing it's not resulting in less intimacy between you two. 3. Suggest watching it together. [/spoiler]
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Better to jack off to porn than to stick your wang in some strangers front butt.
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I'm guessing your gf is the type of girl that thinks that watching porn is the same as cheating. lol
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Edited by BadgermanPrime: 8/9/2015 6:05:04 PMI'm gonna assume this is fake but for arguments sake I have 3 questions? 1) How -blam!-ing dumb is this bitch if that was the first thing she assumed after seeing "exotic chest"? 2) Is she that naive that the thought of her guy watching porn is really a surprise? 3) Why in the name of -blam!- would it matter if you were watching porn? Ain't no reason you should have to hide that shit
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I think you need to switch out those Aggressive Ballistics for Field Choke bro...
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Ha, my girlfriend and I used to watch porn together.
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11 RepliesIf a woman freaks over porn, she's not the woman for you
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What's so bad about watching porn? I woulda told my girl to eat shit I'll watch what I want
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1 ReplyYou can't watch porn?
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1 ReplyWomen's logic! Who the hell would Google "exotic chest" to find porn!? [spoiler]"Boobs"works fine[/spoiler]
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that can happen to bump lol
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13 RepliesMy search history is full of Black Hammer [i]~About Me[/i]
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1 ReplySounds like your girl needs nerfin for being too OP!
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This story is probably fake.
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Why do you have to be poetic about it when you search for tits
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Nice. I always type in "awoken male" "dreg cosplay" "3 on 3" etc, hoping for something good to pop up
