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Edited by Afterimage:
9/5/2015 3:47:47 PM
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Things you shouldn't say in bed: Destiny Edition
"This is Master Rahool speaking..."
Edit: 500+ comments! jk who cares I don't get why people always do this.
Edit: 800+ replies! & Honorable mention:
Edit: 1000+ replies! Watch me whip, ayyye! Watch me nay naaay.
Edit: 1300+ replies lets gooo!
Edit: 1500+ replies! Do the stanky leeeg!
Edit: 2000+ replies! Cool! #thedream #jk
•[b]Shadow Artiste[/b]
After she spits your load out
"They'll find ways to survive ... they always do"
•[b]ExceedingPillow[/b]
Succcccessss guardian........ *breathes on ur neck* *whispers* succccccccesssss
•[b]AbbysBoyfriend[/b]
~Having sex with your girlfriend = twice a day at least
~Having sex with your wife = RNG
•[b]AboveUsTheWaves[/b]
Not enough players for this activity
•[b]ViscousVenom[/b]
So this is the devil's lair..
•[b]austin7861[/b]
6 of us went down into the pit.
•[b]killer kouki[/b]
"Well, at least its chained up."
•[b]Hashtag88[/b]
"These tunnels go on for miles. We'll never have time to explore them all."
•[b]Ihaznoname[/b]
One final push and victory is yours!
•[b]MVPhil[/b]
Prostitute: Have you heard of the pink garden.
Virgins:We've heard the legends.
•[b]Andrew1096[/b]
*ogre screech*
"I don't want to know what their keeping down there"
•[b]Naughty Mr[/b]
*unbuckles belt*
They stormed the prison of elders...
*drops pants*
...broke out an archon priest.
English
#Destiny
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8 RepliesSo this is the devil's lair..
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...an instrument mysteriously fit for human hands (Vex grimoire description)
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6 RepliesThey are 800 pounds and highly militarized
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2 Replies"You're going to see a lot of things you won't understand." -Ghost
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800 pounds and highly militarized...
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9 RepliesStroke the forge
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1 ReplyEdited by BACTERIA SOUR: 8/27/2015 1:47:25 PM"Last week I was filling court orders, now we're delivering explosions!" -Petra Venj
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1 Reply"Not enough members in fireteam to begin activity"
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[i]Little light[/i] [spoiler]( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) [/spoiler]
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You control all zones
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1 ReplyYou've been challenged in the ways of old
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6 RepliesHey babe, are those pants purple? Because dat ass is legendary
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Gf wants to do the nasty with the lights off, guardian turns on night light and says "In the dark beyond the hellmouth, there is a terrible need for light"
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"Little light" "don't call me that"
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7 Replies*after removing cloths* Significant other- so this is the black garden? Me- have you ever -blam!-ed a god? *flexing muscles* Significant other- Do I have a choice?
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1 Reply[i]"hit me... Hard as you can"[/i] - Lord Shaxx I kid you not, he's said it
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''Secure the relics! But expect heavy resistance."
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"You're interesting. Not entirely interesting, but...you have promise."
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You're almost finished! Don't give up now!
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1 Reply*on top* Lord Shaxx- YOU'RE CRUSHING HER
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That wizard came from the moon
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2 RepliesVariks voice "yessssssssss"
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Not to unsettle you... But I'm tracking it by the light of the guardians it's -blam!-ed...
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"I'll remember you next time....maybe."
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Boy- *pulls down pants* Girl - Little light Boy - Don't call me that!
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1 Reply'THIS IS AMAZING' -Shaxx (post-TTK)
