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Edited by Afterimage:
9/5/2015 3:47:47 PM
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Things you shouldn't say in bed: Destiny Edition
"This is Master Rahool speaking..."
Edit: 500+ comments! jk who cares I don't get why people always do this.
Edit: 800+ replies! & Honorable mention:
Edit: 1000+ replies! Watch me whip, ayyye! Watch me nay naaay.
Edit: 1300+ replies lets gooo!
Edit: 1500+ replies! Do the stanky leeeg!
Edit: 2000+ replies! Cool! #thedream #jk
•[b]Shadow Artiste[/b]
After she spits your load out
"They'll find ways to survive ... they always do"
•[b]ExceedingPillow[/b]
Succcccessss guardian........ *breathes on ur neck* *whispers* succccccccesssss
•[b]AbbysBoyfriend[/b]
~Having sex with your girlfriend = twice a day at least
~Having sex with your wife = RNG
•[b]AboveUsTheWaves[/b]
Not enough players for this activity
•[b]ViscousVenom[/b]
So this is the devil's lair..
•[b]austin7861[/b]
6 of us went down into the pit.
•[b]killer kouki[/b]
"Well, at least its chained up."
•[b]Hashtag88[/b]
"These tunnels go on for miles. We'll never have time to explore them all."
•[b]Ihaznoname[/b]
One final push and victory is yours!
•[b]MVPhil[/b]
Prostitute: Have you heard of the pink garden.
Virgins:We've heard the legends.
•[b]Andrew1096[/b]
*ogre screech*
"I don't want to know what their keeping down there"
•[b]Naughty Mr[/b]
*unbuckles belt*
They stormed the prison of elders...
*drops pants*
...broke out an archon priest.
English
#Destiny
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Guardian down This is my "multitool"
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Le girlfriend: We've awoken the hive!
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2 Replies*sticks it in pooper* "I don't have time to explain why I don't have time to explain..."
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Red death, the new temporary exotic weapon. Once a month, for one reset, women only.
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A DICK , FROM TGE PRISON OF ELDERS !!!!
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A DICK , FROM TGE PRISON OF ELDERS !!!!
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1 ReplyI want to ignite your rift! (Posted this earlier in another thread...better use here)
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"We must go into the Hellmouth"
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1 ReplyYour lvl 18 right?
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1 Reply"Prostitute"- pay me more for extra content.
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Edited by TechRonin: 9/10/2015 4:24:50 PM"Black Hammer just dropped in Crota's End"
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2 RepliesMy penis is like a thorn
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Necrogasm generated 10 orbs of light.
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Girl begins to take pants off..as soon as she unbuttons her pants...makes a monotone face and screams "we've woken the hive!"
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[b] Before insertion[/b] Return to airlock, Guardian.
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Me: unzips pants Gf: hey there little light
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Want to see my Big Rig XXL?
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Want to see my Big Rig XXL?
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A triptych of hive runes, said to be uncrackable.
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2 RepliesEdited by Wimbledon Tilted: 9/5/2015 1:19:36 AMDismantle bra straps, yes?[spoiler]or, you die[/spoiler]
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Gf: Im pregnant Bf: Something dark stirs in the depths of the hellmouth. I can feel it
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1 ReplyWhat's the point of running through this. You know it'll be over in 5 seconds anyway. -talking through a group of people who never did Crota -or my girlfriend.
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Lmfao yes. This! Working in a customers home and I couldn't help but bust out laughing
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What do we do now? ...we go down.
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Super Charged
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3 RepliesGood luck...getting past the exclusion zone.
