Gjallarhorn can't do what a girlfriend can do.
It can't share your every experience. It can't listen to your every hope and dream. It can't look into your very soul. And it certainly can't use all of that to figure out the quickest and most efficient way to crush you and leave you a pathetic husk that was once a man, but is now a sobbing shell of agony and despair.
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It [u][b] can[/b][/u] blow stuff up, [b]and[/b] make fireworks.
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But, the Gjallarhorn is the hope and dream of others. A Gjallarhorn will never back down from any challenge you put at it.
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Edited by Wilbarbarian: 7/12/2015 3:43:24 AMA gjallarhorn is never to tired to blow you [spoiler]a path through thrall packs[/spoiler]