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Edited by RoadHog: 7/7/2015 3:27:11 AM
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say something funny and get a redbull code

I have 15 codes if anyone want 1 just say any funny joke about destiny Go. 1-zNoisy 2-Get_Rekt 3-Andrew5890 4-Eat Mor Chikin6 5-Dregdra 6-soelboy 7-YeezyTaughtYa 8-ShawShank 9-Jorgelucasds 10-Texas1047 11-meme surfer 12-Halolover 13- 14- 15-
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  • Why do servitors eat? Dregs what else!?!?

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  • Edited by mr nitis: 7/12/2015 7:06:59 PM
    "Ok guys pull out your snipers" pulls out felwinters lie…

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  • What's the difference between a pencil and a feminist arguing? [spoiler]A pencil has a point[/spoiler]

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  • My penis is so polite. It always stands up so girls have a place to sit down.

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  • Whats a mexicans favorite sport? Cross country Whats a mexicans favorite video game? Borderlands

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  • Something funny

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    • Hello again do u have any codes left

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    • Was playing with a buddy last night who is Canadian. He notices that someone on the other team is french Canadian and he says "that guy is the wrong kind of Canadian". Hilarious, mostly because any Canadian is the wrong kind of Canadian. Murica!!!

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    • Do you know what is the hardest part in killing a Baby? [spoiler]MY DICK[/spoiler]

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    • 44 ratings 5 saves Joke: A math professor, John, is having problems with his sink so he calls a plumber. The plumber comes over and quickly fixes the sink. The professor is happy until he gets the bill. He tells the plumber, "How can you charge this much? This is half of my paycheck." But he pays it anyways. The plumber tells him, "Hey, we are looking for more plumbers. You could become a plumber and triple your salary. Just make sure you say you only made it to 6th grade, they don't like educated people." The professor takes him up on the offer and becomes a plumber. His salary triples and he doesn't have to work nearly as hard. But the company makes an announcement that all of their plumbers must get a 7th grade education. So they all go to night school. On the first day of night school they all attend math class. The teacher wants to gauge the class so he asks John, "What is the formula for the area of a circle?" John walks up to the board and is about to write the formula when he realizes he has forgotten it. So he begins to attempt to derive the formula, filling the board with complicated mathematics. He ends up figuring out it is negative pi times radius squared. He thinks the minus doesn't belong so he starts over, but again he comes up with the same equation. After staring at the board for a minute he looks out at the other plumbers and sees that they are all whispering, "Switch the limits on the integral!" Like This Joke? Share This Joke:

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    • I just entered a valid code, then it send me to this congratulatin Webside. Then i clicked on the "claim your loot with your account at bungie.net" button, the link send me to the Code-Redeem webside on Bungie. Am i done or do i have to enter something on this side?

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      • Why does everyone complain about the enemy designs for taken king? [spoiler]all the good ones are taken.[/spoiler]

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      • Once upon a time there was a massive orb that arrived on Earth - It was called The Traveler. Now go and read the Grimoire cards. The End.

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      • What I expected from Bungie day was Deej ascending down from his tower made of broken copies of CoD and addressing all of his loyal slaves... I mean fans.

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      • Edited by Gladiaattori1500: 7/8/2015 8:31:20 AM
        Along came Phogoth A Sexy Romance by balls Atheon Time's Conflux is a skinny, sexy and friendly Cryptarch from The Crucible. Her life is going nowhere until she meets Phogoth The Untamed, an ugly, hairy man with a passion for Gjallarhorn. Atheon takes an instant disliking to Phogoth and the selfish and stupid ways he learnt during his years in The Reef. However, when a Randal the Vandal tries to eat Atheon, Phogoth springs to the rescue. Atheon begins to notices that Phogoth is actually rather sexy at heart. But, the pressures of Phogoth's job as a Agent of the Nine leave him blind to Atheon's affections and Atheon takes up Thorn to try an distract himself. Finally, when non sexy Vanguard, Master Rahool, threatens to come between them, Phogoth has to act fast. But will they ever find the sexy love that they deserve?

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      • I find it funny that redbull agreed to work with bungie in the first place.

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      • something funny.

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      • Edited by Jandalf: 7/8/2015 8:26:56 AM
        I dunno if you'll find it as funny as my buddies when we did in CE, but, we were having trouble downing Crota on hard mode. Not that we were doing bad, just bad luck. We had three Gallys(myself included) and when we finally managed to get him down, we all shout with excitement and the first thing I think to say was "Damn, that final burst got me feeling all Gjalla-horny." And its probably the fact that it's so late now, but, we all seems to find it rather hilarious.

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      • in communist Russia(destiny)...you don't get Ghorn, Ghorn gets you

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      • My life.

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      • Edited by TheFancyFurcoat: 7/8/2015 8:15:56 AM
        Smoku smoki

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      • What's the deal with black people? They aren't black and they aren't people.

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        • I lather pecans in baby oil

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        • something funny

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        • Some Guardians are sitting around in the lounge enjoying a few drinks when in walks a Sunbreaker Titan dragging a horrid Hive monstrosity on a chain. The Guardians watch in disbelief as the Titan removes the codpiece from his armor and forces his nethers into the mouth of the snarling beast. Then, he summons his flaming hammer and slams it down on the skull of the creature. He looks around the bar and says into the stunned silence, "Now which of you is man enough to do that?". A hunter timidly rises to his feet. "I guess I'll give it a try," he says. [spoiler]"But please don't hit me with that hammer."[/spoiler]

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