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Edited by ShadowAnarchist: 7/29/2015 8:27:20 AM
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What runs through a male's mind?

So men, share a thought or two or more of what runs through your mind on a day to day basis. Since this is a Feminist dominated forum, *sips on mtn dew, this should be interesting. o_o Girls- this may get a little too badass, maybe. My thought at the moment: "Let's make a parody of the other thread on this forum after they created their thread. Come at me bro!" >:) Thought earlier: "Yes, I have another parody thread to make! Oh good lord I'm still good at making these! Whew! I'm so fukin cool!"

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  • games Sex Food Food Food Games Sleep Sleep Work is a pain in the ass Games

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  • Edited by GameFreak13678: 10/19/2015 6:46:57 PM
    "This sucks. Hurry up an give me my dam vitcha games."

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  • Tits, pussy and arse

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  • "Haha that guy looks stupid" "I look stupid too" "I hate my life" "I'm hungry" "I'm hungry" "I'm hungry" "I'm hungry" "I'm hungry" "Oooh look, food" "I could eat" "Snacks sound good..." "EXPLOSIONS AND 'MURICA AND THERES A SNAKE IN MY BOOT" "That's no moon" "ITS A TRAP!" "I wonder what a bear mixed with a cat would look like" "I'll have a double bacon cheeseburger with nothing but meat and cheese, please" "Man, I love bacon and pepperoni pizza" "Time to go swim a few miles" "Time to play video games" "Man, this waterproof phone case and speaker are awesome" "Rainbows lose magic after seeing 20 a month" "The only thing I can draw is eyes dang it" "What color are my eyes even.." "Yep. I'll just not wear a shirt for more than an hour this entire day."

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    • Success and food

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      • I wonder how fast I can take this hairpin? WILL IT DRIFT?! How much C4 is required to make the crust of the earth crack like an egg? If I died, would I know it, or would I be caught in a perceptual loop that seemed to drag on for a lifetime, or would everything simply cease? None of the above? Does becoming a living calcium deposit count as a superpower? Are any of the fundamental forces of nature mutable beyond the scope currently recognized?

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      • Get trees Save b*tches F*ck money

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        • >sex >sleep >food >sleep >physical activity >sleep >video games >sleep Rinse and repeat

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          • Edited by Beeburrito: 10/19/2015 3:25:22 PM
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          • Literally nothing.

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          • I wish I had some braaaaains I want to nom on your skuuuuull let me in so I may diiiiine On your little itty bitty miiiiind It'll just be a nibble or a bite I can't tell I'm just want your brain So I may feel fed And you can be my new best friends in this quiet screaming wonderful brain filled woooorld Where we can play and eat all day You might get shot But probably NOT Because there's no aim booot So hush your groans we're almost home for the neighbors May they be juicy with their mastermiiiinds Now come friend may we knock on their door and say bonjour Or break the window that works more they never even anaswered anywaaaays I hope they're dreaming to lessen the screaming And may we dine toniiiiiight

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          • [quote]What runs through a male's mind?[/quote] A topless female. *sips tea* I don't like tea. *spits out tea*

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          • Damn that girls hot, I would bang her, I wonder if she's a virgin, God I'm hungry, what was I thinking about, oh yeah it's Wednesday which is almost Thursday which is almost Friday and we all know that's before Saturday, dang it I have a boner, TITS. That summons it up

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            • Edited by cabledash30: 8/11/2015 4:16:12 PM
              •People are stupid •People are stupid •People are stupid •I'm not masculine •Is that okay? •I'd be more masculine if I didn't question myself •So stop questioning yourself and you'll be more masculine •Wait why are we questioning masculinity when you have multiple voices? •Because we're used to it •Oh okay •So back to masculinity, why do we care? •Because girls like masculine guys •But you don't want a typical girl •Even special girls are on some level more attracted to a masculine guy. There would be something wrong with her mentally if subconsciously she wasn't more attracted to the same guy but with more masculine •Why are we questioning a hypothetical potential interesting girl's sanity when there are multiple voices in your own head? •why are you still worried about that? •lets just move on •wait, are we hungry? •I don't know... •we haven't eaten in a while •see, a more masculine guy just wants food and women •but we are smarter than that guy •then why do we have to think about whether we're hungry or not? •good point. We never even decided if we were •I think we are •but you don't know that •lets just eat anyway *gets up and looks at kitchen* •I don't feel like standing up as long as making food would take •me neither •We aren't even hungry anyway •are you sure •I don't care •me neither • I do •shut up •okay •what now? •I don't know •a more masculine guy wouldn't be thinking so much •move on •why are we worried about if a girl is going to like us on the topic of masculinity when most wouldn't like us because we're insane!? •hey we are sane •sane people don't have multiple voices •how do you know that? You've never been sane •exactly! •lets just wait to see if we hurt anybody to determine whether of not we are sane •but then it'll be too late •but then we would be more masculine •he has got a good point •so? It doesn't matter how masculine we are if we go to jail •actually we need to be really masculine if we go to jail •or really crazy •okay so are we going to be masculine or crazy •wait wait wait we aren't going to jail •how do you know? •because we haven't even been arrested •okay we'll wait until we're arrested then decide to be masculine or crazy •wait why are we getting arrested? •wait, why don't be really crazy and really masculine so we just rule over the whole prison? •that's not how it works •prove it •wait, I think I'm hungry •me too •I don't feel like getting up though •then don't •okay •but I'm hungry •okay let's eat And then I have an even longer discussion about what to eat. I wish I was kidding.

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              • "I'm ready to kill myself. [spoiler]im not even Emo. [/spoiler]

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                • For me, basically cars, girls, games and the like

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                • "I wonder how dank that meme is"

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                • You'll find your answer by watching spike tv

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                • Rarely serious. Cant wait to play video games with ma buddies. Damn that girl is gorgeous. Damn that girl is gorgeous. Damn that girl is gorgeous. [spoiler]same girl everytime[/spoiler] Wtf u high o sumtin?? - to someone that says something insanely stupid. God dammit barely anytime left to do the productive stuff i was supposed to do today. Shit.

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                • Edited by WestieBarks: 7/31/2015 7:24:38 PM
                  Power Sliding muscle cars, mini guns, regular guns, jet planes, leather jackets, explosions, and motorcycles. Is that a big enough list.

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                  • Being sarcastic AF to everyone and saying it out loud whiteout meaning to. Yes I've gotten shit for being me

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