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6/19/2015 7:40:03 PM
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Create the most useless perk.
Can be armour OR a weapon perk.
I'll begin
The Gunsmith's Troll - All critical hits are halved
Got anything better ?
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#Destiny
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Warm wind: getting a precision kill makes the other enemies fart.
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We're back in business.
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1 ReplyGiving up: This weapon will not fire when a sunbreaker is close
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fusion charges and rockets do bonus precision damage
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Taken tots- additional damage to taken dregs.
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2 RepliesReloading reloads your weapon
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The deej perk, changes your gunfire sounds to " blah blah blah"
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5th bullet in mag deals 1000x dammage Has 2 bullets in mag
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1 Reply[u][i][b]The Chance[/b][/i][/u] [i]"The Chances are slim, guardian."[/i] Exotic Hunter Helmet that looks like an exotic engram with a helmet in it Exotic Perk "[b]The Chancer[/b] [i]Makes the chances of Gettimg an exotic impossible, getting Legendarues are slim, and rares are uncommon, yet uncommons are rare[/i] (Ahahah. I did it.)
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After landing a melee kill, have a 20% chance to gain bonus hip fire accuracy when you are critically wounded and there are three enemies in close proximity
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Footloose - One random round in your magazine will cause your guardian to dance instead of firing his weapon.
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Gunslinger's Bane: Missing a shot makes the shot do double damage.
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Edited by Thermite_Snake: 10/26/2015 5:31:44 AMWet Noodle: After using an ammo synth the damage you deal is cut by 2/3.
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Max Boost- double damage for all weapons while riding your sparrow
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More moldering shards.
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1 ReplyThe Indescribable "Power"! You feel something when you put on your armour, but can't pinpoint it. Ability: Does Nothing.
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The absence of logic- After gaining a precision kill you have a 99% chance to spawn a planet on top of your guardian killing you and all others in your fire team
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Bungie already has... [spoiler]shank burn[/spoiler]
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Money shot: Every bullet fired charges your credit card 1 dollar. All proceeds fund the next Call of Duty (you would still have to purchase a copy yourself)
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Edited by Woodgate4000: 10/25/2015 5:21:01 AMShank tap. Precision kills on shanks grants extra precision damage on shanks.
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2 RepliesMyth Finder - Shooting 3 Critical shots in a row on Shanks reveals the actual story.
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Lost All Hope: Weapon becomes self aware and refuses to fire in the face of overwhelming odds...pu$$y. Also...this, Social Benefits: Cannot be visible when friends are present...that's just how lonely you really are. At least you still have your Ghost...I guess.
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2 RepliesThrill of the hunt: Accuracy and Handling sharply improved when magazine is empty.
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The first curse
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From the hip: you can only hip fire with this weapon(sniper)and your radar does not remain active
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Any of the oryx armor perks
