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Edited by Shurshacker:
4/6/2015 1:26:07 AM
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If you were a vendor in the tower, what would you sell?
I think I'd sell damage upgrades to exotic weapons that only dish kinetic damage . If only Suros Regime dealt Arc damage...
EDIT 1: I would ask to keep your goods related to Destiny, but exotic weed and tacos do go well with gaming..
EDIT 2: These are some great ideas. I would love to see a new vendor selling custom shaders for clans, ghost skins, and weapon skins. What would it take to get Bungie to add this in HoW?
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Buckets to collect the forum tears :'(
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Expansions through in game currency TTK = 25001 glimmer
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Pimp your Sparrow service
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Deez Nuts
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Mobile phone covers and accessories
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Weapon parts. I'd be glimmer rich
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Glimmer cap increase [spoiler]25001[/spoiler]
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Tissues. .
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Exotic consumables
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Lube, when xur comes the world will understand
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2 RepliesMy old voice
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I would sell an assortment of fine wines for the abundance of cheese in the game and fries to make use of all the salt in the forum.
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Chipotle
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Planetary materials. At a reasonable exhcange rate.
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Bump for 7,000
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I would be like xur I guess brother and sell exotic wepons armor artifacts and things but my time at the tower would be random
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I would look like Freddy Mercury And sell a rocket launcher called "Bohemian rhapsody" with its secret perk called "Don't stop me now"
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I'd drive a space taxi to and from the tower.
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Guardian Cosmetics (Hair, Paint, Eye colour ect)
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I'd trade motes -> SC. Buys exotic engrams for a crap ton of motes, and other special items. Basically xurs opposite, only on Monday's ;)
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Crack
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Bum-fluff
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All the weapons that don't suck and have good perk roles to boot.
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Salty tear collector, trade them to me for a buffed version of the 3 of coins so I can gather more salty tears from the multiple duplicates of armor and weapons you already have (I'd work with the troll master himself to ensure I have a steady stream of salty tears).
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