Over the times I have used these sites I have come across some interesting/funny requests.
These are the ones that have stuck with me:
MUST BE AN ACTUALLY GOOD SWORD BEARER
Must be Sober
NO SQUEAKERS
Lvl 31 titan need 4 more, MUST BE LEVEL 32
Have you seen better?
Edit: From others experiences
CrYxTaCo
Balls must have dropped for you to join
touch76
need 6 for crota cp
ExoticVoid
PermalinkYeah.
Looking to do hard mode ir yut I need the exotics. I really need a 'gjallurhorn' must be level 29. He was a level 27.
thedinobot
Best one right here: Must be 30+ for Normal VoG.
Edit 2:
This one takes the cake...
OBX Sand Devil
Level 27 Titan. Need group to carry me through the raid. No squeakers or you will get booted. Playing porn in the background for motivation
Edit 3:
Nothing like redundancy
CeeBagger1000
Level 32 Titan - "full raid gear, maxed out".
Edit 4:
The craziest post so far...
Looking for five gamer girls who are feeling naughty.
Beat You Silly1
Must be 18+ and have a mic.
Lvl doesn't matter as long as you listen to what I say ;)
Will help you get to lvl 32 as long as you reward me on snapchat.
Edit 5, from the posts again!
Dano2467
Sword bearer looking for 5 ledge monkeys
Frank
"no swag fags"
Chinaman Brent
"Need 5 for hard crota cp. Must be 32 & have gally. I don't because I'm fireteam leader and you can't kick me."
Pervythemilkman
Looking for 5 must really have to poop so you'll be less likely to make mistakes
Phuk_yu_ho
"Must have a big d*ck because we are gonna -blam!- the Templar in his ass"
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5 RepliesWhy would you even bother going to LFG. There's just a bunch of scrubs on there with ridiculous requirements to join their shitty group.
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2 RepliesWhile looking to fill a couple of spots, I've seen many "VoG Normal, must be 30+" "VoG Hard, must be 32" Then of course all of the Crota ones demanding people have Ghorn, normal or hard mode. I'm thankful I've added some good players during my time in this game, it keeps the LFG stuff to a minimum.
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2 RepliesEdited by Onyx, Son of Carti: 4/1/2015 4:46:35 PMYeah. Looking to do hard mode ir yut I need the exotics. I really need a 'gjallurhorn' must be level 29. He was a level 27.
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Best one right here: Must be 30+ for Normal VoG.
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2 RepliesLvl 30 in crota hard. On lfg he puts he's 32 with max ghorn. Get there he's using a valedictorian with third eye and mulligan. He then kicks me for not having ghorn.
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3 Replieswell, some think you need 6 32s and all have maxed Ghorn for atheon normal or hard... Maybe for hard. These 31 kinderguardians haven't even done the vault so it might be best to get it over with quickly... :)
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2 RepliesNormal vog. Level 25 kid asks for 5 32's all with ghorns. I don't think Christmas noobs are even that dumb.
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So on VoG NEED 32 RELIC HOLDER WITH GHALLARHORN
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Must be sober lmao that's awesome
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1 Reply"Lvl 33 crota. Must be level 33+ to join!" Kid was a complete idiot
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1 Replyand I saw the one the guy below posted and ya - hurt me hahah - my rocket launcher not track - am hoping for truth or hunger or ghally - what can one do - oh - how about I sniper and just use the rockets on slow moving ogres and a swordbearer walking slow motion at me on the left stairs - can't miss hahah BUT ya - Crota - he moves around - rockets do miss him - that is true! "HOSTING NORMAL CROTA FRESH MUST BE 32 AND HAVE TRACKING LAUNCHER"
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5 RepliesBest I've seen yet "Need 4 for a fresh run Must have Gjallarhorn Must have grimoire above 2300"
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2 RepliesOr the guys who list themselves as MLG then join and they're the worst players ever to touch an Xbox controller
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1 ReplySeen some stuff like that and some comical typos lol