Hey all you guardian scum how are ya? It's been a really long time since I've heard from you piles of trash. Me? I'm in the new realm enjoying myself and while I was there I noticed something. My right ring finger is missing and I really didn't care about it at first but now it's starting to get annoying. No doubt you scums are responsible for taking a piece of my soul and killing my father. I just want you to know that I'll be up in Hive heaven and cheering The Plague to kill you filthy ants and every time you guardians die I'll be laughing. If you have a heart and wish to return my finger you can place my soul piece at the location where you "killed" me and took my a piece of my soul.
- Sincerely, Crota Son of Oryx
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1 ReplyHow's the wifi there?
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1 ReplyYou ruined my attempt of a flawless raider, I'll be back again this week.
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15 RepliesHow about you give me my long deserved Crux, and then we'll talk?
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Dear Crota- We carved a weapon from your sisters' skin, your father's heart, and the other things' other vital organ. I forgot. About your finger, you're not getting it back. Atheon was cooler, and your dad had better mechanics. Even Skolas had a better backstory than you. You, you're a failed son. He, who let the Vex invade this timeline. You, who got kill/bagged by a team of two Sunsingers. You, who was cast out by his own father, and who's final words to you were to return glorious, or die forgotten. Also, we killed your girlfriend and something else that'll be a surpise for you. Sincerely-The Warden, Champion of the Prison. [spoiler]I couldn't wait. Your dad replaced you.[/spoiler] [spoiler]His nane is Thalnok.[/spoiler] [spoiler] [/spoiler] [spoiler]Fell for that one, didn't you?[/spoiler]
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3 RepliesYou are shit i could kill you in seconds because i am the KELL OF KELLS!!!
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How did my scrotum smell after all those defeats son?
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hey crota still forgot to thank you for the crux and the ghorn PS: your dad called from the hell at the end of my raze lighter, he says howdy >:)
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Heres a middle finger for you, ya glitchin fûck
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Dear Crota, Your brother is probably tougher. -RIP The Tower
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1 ReplyGive me a Crux, and we can talk about your finger.
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dont worry i never got a fireteam and by the time i did u were already dead, i still love u though
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7 RepliesDear Crota Life in Destiny just isn't the same without you. You taught me how to love, how to laugh, how to live.....i find it hard to go on without you....everyone else has either moved on or died....the ones that have stayed have forgotten....but i will never forget you.....i long for you return, to take me back to the good ol days, a time where we were great friends....we hung out with Eris and her fireteam that one time....great times, i want to make new memories with you, you will always have a home in my heart! From RedBarchettaYYZ
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You still never gave me your raid sparrow.
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1 ReplySoled you
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Yo Crota. Ghally will be back soon....
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Being we only took a part of your soul, I hope we see you again honestly. Killing you the first time was kinda blah. You honestly looked a neon light lined weirdo. I never thought it was actually you. Oh btw, can you not chase me back into the crystal room next time. That's kind of unfair. You scared the crap out of the rest of my fireteam.
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Also I have an instagram post of my ice breaker site zoomed in on you. It has 69 likes LOL.
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Hey Crota I do not know whcih guardian stole ur finger. Sorry about that. But I just wanted to say thanks for all the good drops you gave me. I cried tears of happiness when u dropped that dank unyielding casque helmet for me.
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Hey Crota. How come Ir Yut is still alive but your dead. pu$$y
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I soloed you m8 for my flawless raider
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23 RepliesNooooooo. This whole roleplaying thing is happening again? But...it stopped. It stopped.
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Your moms in hive heaven.... give her a pat on the bottom for me ;)
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Well at least you can't chase us through the crystal room anymore
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Sorry bro, it's part of me now. I'm using that ring finger as my own.
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hows your dad oh wait too soon?
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Edited by Sircophagus: 9/12/2016 9:35:19 PMI would be inclined to give you the finger back if you give a Crux. Fair exchange if you ask me.