Hey all you guardian scum how are ya? It's been a really long time since I've heard from you piles of trash. Me? I'm in the new realm enjoying myself and while I was there I noticed something. My right ring finger is missing and I really didn't care about it at first but now it's starting to get annoying. No doubt you scums are responsible for taking a piece of my soul and killing my father. I just want you to know that I'll be up in Hive heaven and cheering The Plague to kill you filthy ants and every time you guardians die I'll be laughing. If you have a heart and wish to return my finger you can place my soul piece at the location where you "killed" me and took my a piece of my soul.
- Sincerely, Crota Son of Oryx
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Point at me one more time... I friggin dare yah
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3 RepliesI'll be in at some point this week to insert that ascendant sword...and my boot in a very unpleasant place.
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*points at crota* [spoiler]if he doesn't wave back I can't get ghorn[/spoiler]
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Whenever I get on Destint I still smack you down with my 160 light char...That's a lot of fun,try it out and make it a little harder on yourself
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Mr Crota, can you drop the Crux for once?
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Bi**h we killed you blindfolded and we destroyed your dad with no guns sword logic motherf***er you're a disgrace to your own race think those stupid fallen can stop us? [spoiler]ps. Say hi to your aunt :p[/spoiler]
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Welp...I'll get you your...er...finger...in trade for your Crux. Fair deal? No?
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Edited by Mikeachusetts: 9/13/2016 10:12:46 AMThen why don't you just -blam!-ing die already?
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Uhh u gave me the Crux last week foo! Thanks and take care friend!
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Typing that must have been taxing with missing a finger...or a body...what kind of PC [i]can[/i] you use?
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1 ReplyI thought part of you was in my vault getting reacquainted with your father?
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5 RepliesI just killed you a few days back for about 60+ time and finally you gave me my ship, twice...I took that as an insult to injury and took thy piece and flushed it down the toilet...good luck diging through feces for it ;)
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17 RepliesYou're the reason I got flawless raider solo. You're nothing but a strike that got misplaced.
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2 Replies"I.. CANNOT.. DIE.." *Dies twice.* BTW, your essence was most delicious as I drank it from your own funeral :D
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6 RepliesCrota: I used to be an adventure like you but I took 18 rockets and 10 sword slams to the knee Me: what's that Crota get back in your cage or we'll go for your mom next
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1 ReplyYea about that. i'll be sending guardians to hive heaven in expansion 7, so, you can have a repeat experience, also...say hi to daddy, he should've arrived by now.
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1 ReplyI killed you!
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12 RepliesHey Crota, I'm a deaf Guardian. I have beaten you few times in the Heroic Mode and got your Crux. Talk about embarrassment. Hey, remember your father, Oryx? I've beaten him 12 times in Heroic Mode as well and got Touch of Malice with his soul inside it. Man, your family is an embarrassment. I look forward to meeting your aunts and siblings (if there's any) when there's new expansions/Destiny 2-3-4-infinity comes out. ;) [spoiler]j/k, you're good. I'm still deaf, though.[/spoiler]
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I never killed your father, no check my grimore!
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Edited by PhNx Hellfire: 9/13/2016 7:19:07 AMOh. Hi. Thanks for the Crux, but your finger? I haven't seen that... maybe you misplaced it when I was ground pounding your hand and head with that sword one too many times?
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Edited by Mr Kenno: 9/13/2016 6:43:20 AMJeez this post is original
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Finger location: Found Disposition: Lateral Integration: Perianal rim, 7.4cm below the surface of Uranus ~You're welcome~
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We all know it was really that finger you kept flipping us off with. Sincerely, -[i]A Maverick Gunslinger[/i]
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You pointed at me, I took your finger. After I beat you with a sword. Now yo daddy's dead, and yo brother and Aunts are next.
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Me an my friends love killing you on a daily basis we get shit from you an your stupid minions an we turn them into motes of light to refurbish our gear. But it still seems you can't kill is so we're going to keep ripping you a new one until lord salad bowl let's us into the plague lands to rip them a new one as well.
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2 RepliesHi Crota! I attended your funeral!