Hey all you guardian scum how are ya? It's been a really long time since I've heard from you piles of trash. Me? I'm in the new realm enjoying myself and while I was there I noticed something. My right ring finger is missing and I really didn't care about it at first but now it's starting to get annoying. No doubt you scums are responsible for taking a piece of my soul and killing my father. I just want you to know that I'll be up in Hive heaven and cheering The Plague to kill you filthy ants and every time you guardians die I'll be laughing. If you have a heart and wish to return my finger you can place my soul piece at the location where you "killed" me and took my a piece of my soul.
- Sincerely, Crota Son of Oryx
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nice try Souron.
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Hi son -oryx
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1 ReplyEdited by Parable: 9/13/2016 7:34:55 PMSoooo what date am I poppin the Ethernet cord again??
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5 RepliesSure man. (Hands over Soul Peice) I mean I really hate killing you guys and all. If you aliens wern't into the whole "end the Universe and all human/exo/awoken life" thing I would not [i]have [/i]to you know? But you know how it is, I live in the universe, you want to end it, something's got to give man. Nothing personal.
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Hey crota . Can i have a hive ship pls . Kinda broke this other person's ship a while back. Srry for killing ur father. (Twice) But to be fair . He had it comming. Abducting all those ppl.
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9 Replies[b][i]FINGERTIPS ON THE SURFACE OF MY MIND![/i][/b]
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6 RepliesIf you are going to impersonate a character, please do it well dear.
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4 RepliesYou mean my toilet seat, I made that shard my toilet seat
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Is it nice in the ascendent realm? Can I come too?
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3 RepliesI killed you 3 times today and you didn't drop crux again have some decency crota
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Crota calling us trash..lol. we wiped out half his family and he's sitting here calling us trash. Just for that, I'm going g to solo Crota's end and shove that sword up your...
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I didn't take it; the Ethernet chord did!!!
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Stay on your knees Crota, it's a good look for you. ;)
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Sounds like Crota is salty.
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27 RepliesYou are pathetic. Making a "character" account for attention.
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You aren't missing a finger, bungie just nerfed it to a stub.
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I'll give you the finger once you give me your crux.[spoiler]That means I have to kill you again for the 73rd+ time...[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesIve got a middle finger you can have.....
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You want it? I shoved it up my ***. Yeah, *****.
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Don't worry Crota I got your back everyday on reset I make my guardian crouch for 10 mins in remembrance of the little guy who had the biggest introduction Huge over soul Flames everywhere Giant explosions Massive sword And arthritis .... In his knee... Glad you finally got that checked out.
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3 RepliesNot only did I kill you and your buds I also killed your entire family so don't make go to whatever afterlife your in and give you another asswhoopin with g horn straight up your... You know what
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Go, shoo.
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You're dead af dude
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hey crota hows that L I gave you
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Oh u wanna go bru?
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Point at me one more time... I friggin dare yah