Ok, you sick freaks. You must pick only one. You have a choice between going back in time to kill baby Hitler, or unlimited, guilt-free secks for 1 week with anybody you want. Don't screw this up.
For clarification: you can have sex with [i][b]anyone[/b][/i], and as many people as you want. Marilyn Monroe? Go for it! Marilyn Monroe + Marilyn Manson + Ben Franklin + age 22 Madonna? Sure thing, freak! Feel free to explain who you're going to have the sexytime with, or how you plan to kill Hitler.
Edit: there's a misconception that I'm condoning misogyny or r.ape, which I am not! This is a magic poll where the women or men you choose to sexy time are willing and eager participants.
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2 RepliesBecause I don't know what would happen if we change the history like that, it could directly impact our world today. Cold War may never happen, maybe it might be just an all out war against ussr.
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2 Replies( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ∫\ \___( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) _∫∫ _∫∫ɯ \ \ 'Ello!
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2 RepliesIf I kill Hitler, does that mean DeeJ will cease to exist?
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5 RepliesEdited by Pro: 11/24/2015 5:46:19 PMWell, you just did a sneaky reveal of the percent of Jewish population in offtopic. Well done.
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3 RepliesHitler's already dead, so..
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2 RepliesNeither sound overly appealing. Killing Hitler would change the future so much that very, [i]very[/i] few of us would still exist. And, a week of unlimited sex sounds unappealing also. Sex is nice, sure, but it has to be with one you love. And, when both parties feel up to it. So, I'd probably choose unlimited sex, but I wouldn't change anything from my average day-to-day.
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Second one is a win win. Save Hitler because he's a top lad and then unlimited sex just sweetens the deal.
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Edited by ty: 11/24/2015 6:41:27 PMWell you see if I killed Hitler then the world would be completely different and I like it how it is now [spoiler]Except for Isis, -blam!- them[/spoiler]
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5 RepliesI already got a girlfriend and we already have some pretty devious tendencies.. So I don't need the sex. And I'd rather not have the blood on my hands. Someone else can kill him.
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I'm 4 sooooo
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1 week of unlimited sex..
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2 Replies*reads thread* [spoiler]*continues fapping quietly*[/spoiler]
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6 RepliesEdited by The Wizard : 11/24/2015 6:34:33 PMHitler did the world a favor of killing a few million people and the world would be way different if ww2 didn't happen the world would be a whole different place. FACT
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7 Repliesyou inconsiderate assholes would pick sex over saving millions of people? wtf
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6 Replies1 week of unlimited sex with Hitler.
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Edited by VampireSniper97: 11/24/2015 6:31:55 PM-blam!- with time, time -blam!- you up.
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Well I am terrified of the butterfly effect anyways, for time travel, so why change something that massive?
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I'd kill Hitler just to see how big an effect his death would alter things.
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Without Hitler, the world would be very different today. Sorry Jews.
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Edited by Water Puppies: 11/24/2015 6:30:39 PMI would have free sex woth whoever for a week Because if it weren't for hitler WW2 would probs not have happened which means Japan would not attack (most likely) which means we would never develop nuclear... anything... I mean i dont need the sex... i have a boyfriend that i live with... but dont -blam!- with time
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1 ReplyWell obviously, like, don't want to accidentally, like mess up the uh, time stream do I?
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1 ReplyIf we killed Hitler, most the of world would not be what it is today. I probably wouldn't have been born as my grandfather met my grandmother in Germany after D-Day. Unlimited sex isn't bad, but that just doesn't seem right. I choose neither.
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Would kill hitler. But someone once said "(if you alter the timeline) whatever tragedies you may avert, time will replace."
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3 RepliesKilling hitler would put the butterfly affect into play soooooo.
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Unlimited sex with hitter ✔️
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1 Reply*sex with hitler* *black widow perk* *ring a ding ding* *kill hitler*