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Ayy lmao
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4 Replies>Be me >Only like 8 years old at the time >Went to new candy shop >All the candy was melted cause there wasn't proper ventilation. >I'm poor so we buy melted candy. >See hot old guy behind counter. >He motions for me to come behind counter. >He's really sweaty and hips lips are chapped. >I'm really short. >He bends down and gives me a kiss. >I say "thanks" and leave with parents. >I eat the kiss on my way home. Mfw-it was a Hershey kiss.
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2 RepliesAs a character in my school musical.
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6 RepliesEdited by eres un payaso: 11/9/2015 10:41:33 PMOh man it was great. We saw each other during cross country. Some girl tripped her, thus causing her to crash into to my pelvic reigon. She then said "give it to me daddy *moan*". After that she undressed, turning Lil'jimmy into a man. I then whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought 'Nah, forget it' - 'Yo home, to Bel Air' I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo home, smell ya later' I looked at my kingdom I was finally there To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air
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1 Reply>be me >12 years old on a school trip in Germany >girlfriend of 2 weeks also there >my best friend is going out with her best friend >48 hour coach trip >I swap seats with her best friend >asks me to get beat her top score on Snake >I smash it by ~900 >topbf.jpg >we barely talk for next 2 hours before switching seats back >arrive at hotel, her room is opposite >a few go out with a teacher for a mooch >not my gf though >lads buy plastic bb-guns because we're mental >get back to hotel and fire out of the window at some 10 year old German lad trying to recreate WWll >diemf.gif >lad doesn't move and we all miss >he walks away laughing >we won >next day we all go in to the city for culture >end up stealing a load of German porno mags >ladsladslads.png >get back to hotel and our friend has a cheeky wank in our ensuite >notarsedtbh.bmp >spend an hour or two looking at the porno mags getting aroused and discussing who has the best tits >dinner is ready so we all get rid of our semis and go downstairs >talk of ensues of kissing our gfs tonight for our first times >nerves set in >bailbailbail.gif >get an early night and my friend isn't happy >next day we all go up a mountain on a cable cars >50+ foot drop so we all set a cable car swinging chain reaction >attendant stops cable car and shouts over tanoy for us to stop >we see our gfs looking back at us laughing >we carry on >yolo.jog >teacher behind is holding on for his dear life >confirmed fgt >we've had our fun so we sit still for remainder of journey >fgt teacher bollocks us when he gets off >gfs looking at us with lust-filled eyes >confirmedalphas.png >testosterone and confidence builds >intent of releasing tonight via kissing >get back to hotel and we send a m8 in to tell them we'll kiss them tonight at 7 >apparently they were giggly and excited >this is it >7 o'clock comes >me and my friend walk in to their door which is open >other students crowding in halls and on their bed >see them both standing in front of bed, side-by-side >his gf looks fitter but idgaf >no words spoken between us 4 >we walk up to them and start kissing >30 seconds we stop and leave the room without saying bye >just been unfridged, m8. >semi in my pants is noticeable >notarsed.gif TL:DR Kissed without speaking a word
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2 Replies>1 Am >hot friend text me "come over" >heads over >plays some Wii with her >end up relaxing on the couch >engage in conversation >she got emotional talking about her past relationship >she won't stop talking to let me talk >I kiss her >she kisses back >I tell her how I feel about her >her mom starts coming down the stairs >Ohshit.jpeg >she doesn't know I'm there >hides behind the couch >her sister sees me but plays it cool >leaves feeling accomplished
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I haven't yet. :(
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Back in my days it was a group who actually played good music unlike this crap today!
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*sits in a polished black leather chair* "Way back in pre-9th grade it was me and a close friend, she and I knew each other for about three months and It was the third or so time I came over to hang out. We were hugging on the bed and kissing each others cheeks only for being "friends" but she kissed me on the cheek catching a small corner of my mouth. I say, 'Whoa that was close." *she kisses me on the lips smiling then says* 'Oops I missed.' And that was about it, I think its awesome."
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[b][/b] [b] [b] [/b] [/b] That's my story [spoiler]pretty awesome, right?[/spoiler]
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1 Reply>implying anyone would ever want to kiss me
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13 RepliesHere in my garage...
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34 RepliesAyy lmao
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4 RepliesI told a girl in middle school that I had red tiger on my r700 in cod 4 Instant chick magnet, got all the bitches
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7 RepliesAll in grade 9. I was sitting on the hill behind my school with my gf and her best friend, we started playing truth or dare, i picked dare... Her friend told me to kiss her and on the lips. We kissed and it was so romantic that we made out. Her friend thinks im a perv to this day because after we made out i took a look down her shirt and she looked at me like i was hot af. Then she let me kiss her boobs, keep in mind her boobs are really big. Also this was after school. Her friend then left all freaked out. She then gave me a blowjob. We are still dating and this is 4 years later. Going to propose next month, any tips?
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8 RepliesMine should make most people feel better about theirs. > be 9th grade me > dating girl who will become hottest girl in school > school ends > girl is coming down hall > ohshit.jpg > girl stops at my locker > palms sweating > moms spaghetti > girl talks about extracurricular activities > girl says kiss her > I do > mfw my girlfriend saw it happen > plottwist.jpg > see girlfriend looking angry > look at her and say " well this is akward" TL;DR I kissed a girl who wasn't my girlfriend in front of my girlfriend and she was pissed
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2 RepliesCheck spoiler for my story [spoiler][b] [/b][/spoiler]
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3 RepliesIt was with a girl i had been talking to for a few weeks back in middle school and it was our first time hanging out. We had a great time and we went back into the woods behind my house both of us knew this was it. I went in for it but i was such a nervous wreck (it was very noticeable) she would giggle right before id get close cause of how funny i mustve looked. I attempted this 2-3 times before she just kissed me and we made out. At the time i didn't know how to kiss so i just followed her lead. It wasn't until the next girl that i found out how terrible of a kisser she was and that you weren't supposed to shove your tongue down someone's throat while making out. So that made for a pretty awkward make out with the new girl.
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Warning wall of text below: [spoiler];~;[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesI don't remember too many to count (▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿)
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1 ReplySo I had a crush on this girl in 7th grade. I thought she was single for a while. Then after a while I asked her out, but she said she already has a boyfriend. I got sad but the she says,"At least you were brave enough to ask anyway." Then she gave me a like 3 second kiss on the cheek. [spoiler]as I am typing this I am getting a boner lol[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyI don't want to talk about it....
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1 ReplyYr 11 got a kiss from a girl I knew after results collection then I moved city :( to make a better life for myself. Shld hv stayed
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Was with gf at the time. We were busy with the lesbionics and after a few lewd things she just held my head and shoved her tongue in my mouth.
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2 RepliesFilthy scum. All of you.