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11/4/2015 11:54:51 PM
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How to stop masturbating?
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Put on sandpaper gloves. Works every time
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Op is lettuce
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Edited by johnbaker1999: 11/6/2015 9:15:55 PMHave sex instead
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One does not simply
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3 RepliesFap to this, you'll probably get ED after tho
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1 ReplyYou're cumming off as a huge prick
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1st. Apply acid 2nd. More and more everytime 3rd. Stop after 3rd try cause no more penis
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2 RepliesI remember a character in sons of anarchy had this problem. They cut off most of his fingers. It works.
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Sandpaper [spoiler]( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) [/spoiler]
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Step 1: don't.
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Cut it off
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1 ReplyCut off your dick and I'm sure you won't try to fap anymore
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Create an Edward Scissorhands VR experience and strap an oculus to your face. That'll do the trick[spoiler]Unless you are into some really -blam!-ed up shit[/spoiler]
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Edited by ikkybee: 11/5/2015 9:07:25 PMDon't feel guilty its a part of life.
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Don't
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[quote]How to stop masturbating?[/quote] You dont, its like a deal with the devil, once you start there no going back
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3 RepliesRefreshes #offtopic Sees this Below sees Your sex life in 3 pokemon moves LoLz for a few minutes
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Don't stop. Jerking is the best stress relief
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Think about Barbara Streisand. That'll kill your mood faster than you think.
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[b]Fun Fact[/b] You can't, if you even try to go get help and stop all the sperm will fill in your testicles and will bruise your balls.
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Superglue sandpaper to your hands
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[b] [/b]
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Cut off arms or cut off dick
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You can't. There are actually 3 guarantees in life: 1. Death 2. Taxes 3. Masturbation
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2 RepliesYou don't.
