You heard it from me first. You will hear it more than you want to, Titans. Deal with the general pain that your "mark" is not a kilt, skirt, or a bath towel.
IT IS A BUTTCAPE
The only way that you can make this better is if you post here saying that you own that you wear a buttcape and that you make it awesome.
Sign this or post that you wear a buttcape and that it is awesome.
Keep calm,
Buttcape on.
EDIT 1: So many Titans owning this awesomeness! Keep it up guardians. Hey warlocks, we can own our friendship bracelets too! If you don't own it you are salty, and an old codger. Maybe you can own that.
EDIT 2: We are trending! Spread buttcape love to everyone! Spread it to the ends of the universe! All the world shall know that Titans have awesome buttcapes! Warlocks have awesome friendship bracelets! And Hunters are Salty! Just own how stupid you look! I do!
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It's a battle skirt!!!!!!!!!!!
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Sorry i dont have a butt cape.... I got butt dreads!
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Portable toilet paper, in my opinion.
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1 ReplyHuh...and all this time I thought it was a Hip-bib, or a napkin for my sidearm. Oh well...Butt-cape it is.
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Those buttcapes give me a chance to go all naturaalll.
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2 RepliesBy the looks of it, hunters are the ones needing butthurt protection.
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I always called it an asscloth. Looks like I was close
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Not really, it's style is taken from Ancient Rome, gladiators & all that stuff.
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Ass Tent
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So many titans now due to sunbreaker...
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Unfortunately, this is exactly my reason for playing a Titan...so I'm guilty as charged. Adore buttcapes in all games.
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2 RepliesIt's okay. Hunters run around in hoodie bath towels and Warlocks wear friendship brackets. Embrace the suck, Guardians.
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3 RepliesButtcapes for butthurt Sunbreakers >:) It had to be done and tbh I don't think Sunbreakers actually that op
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I'm in for buttcape.
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Edited by EdenDeMarlo: 10/13/2015 11:51:42 PMThe term is mudflap
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Ass towel.
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Hand towel from the strip joint bathroom. You have to knock out the dude handing out mints to get it.
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1 ReplyIts a butt flap.
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3 RepliesIt's for wiping your ass out in the Martian dunes where toilets are not available.
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I don't wear a buttcape. I have a Ass Wing. Check my Titan yourself.
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1 ReplyEdited by W Silvermane: 10/13/2015 6:55:37 PMWow, you are so -blam!-ing late to the party with this joke, it's not even bad funny anymore. It's sad funny now.
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1 ReplyWe know. Since the Beta
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4 RepliesActually its a flag tied around your waist like a buttcape.......... Petition for "Old Eagle" American Flag titan mark yessss?
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1 ReplyIf all the NFL players can rock them, so can we!
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Or my personal favorite The "ass towel"
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2 RepliesOh hey look a Bundle Baby trying to get attention by stating old news. Not only is that not the right term, but it's been around since vanilla. It's called a [i][u][b]BUTTFLAG[/b][/u][/i].