I got one! Call Jared the subway guy, I heard he is looking for young talent

[quote]I cant afford ttk my dad wont get it my mom wont either, any ways i can make $40 quick Edit 1: For those of you calling me a fat nurd (spelled wrong for a reason) and those who are just here to be a-holes could you kindly leave this post you are not welcome here Edit2: thank you all for your support other than a few of you, and just to clarify i have taken the prostitution gig under consideration (j/k) Edit3: thanks to all of u guys sending me codes but please private message them to me and im on xbox 360 all the codes im getting are playstation pm me if im wrong Edit4: 700 replies?? Okay guys slow it down Edit5: okay guys this needs to stop i got the advice pls stahp[/quote]the fact you can earn shit for yourself proves your a moron I'm also 13 and I have about 5k saved up From work and I don't get allowance so you need to shut the -blam!- up and work lazy mother-blam!-er

I'd say get a newspaper route but you've probably never heard of a newspaper before since you're only 13.

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I hear polishing knobs pays well.

Mow a lawn or lawns. My kid broke his TV and thought dad would run out and buy him another. Dad hasn't had to mow his lawn for weeks. I might get him a TV next month

Go on a guest to find the magical GameStop and then use your hard earned gold and strange coins to buy 2 20$ codes for PSN and then travel back to your homestead and boot the -blam!-ING console.... you're welcome.

Maybe do work for you parents unlike a lot of the other people in your generation of mostly entitled little -blam!-s.

I hear Jared fogle is hiring kids could make some quick money there

I have 3 kids and no money. Why can't I have no kids and 3 money.

Just set up a chore schedule with parents or low your neighbors lawn at this point. Honestly just get creative like kids used to and start your own neighborhood business if you live in one. I set up a game rental company in my friends neighborhood when I was younger and we made some money

I'm at work and want $40