They get little honey boo-boo's family to sit on coal for about a minute. They so fat, so the pressure builds up quickly. It then turns into diamonds, which are taken from the family in exchange for edible children. They the cut the diamonds using old tapes of Richard Pryor stand up shows, due to the sharpness of his jokes. These turn into discs. The inside is then coated in fast acting LSD, which makes you think that its plastic, and your little Jimmy is going into the plastic. This also explains why condoms don't always work.