*Texts while piloting* Good afternoon and hail HYDRA. Last weekend, Crossbones was ambushed and captured by Fireteam Zulu, SHIELD's legendary task force. During interrogation they subjected our best solo operative to overwhelming cruelty and sadism that included (but was not limited to): UwU, headpats, maid outfits, tsundere interrogators, abnormal gasping, spiky purple hair, cat girls, and other deranged anime vibes that are too numerous to list here. The op to rescue him was a smashing success! Skull Team 6 stormed the SHIELD black site and successfully extracted Crossbones! We would like to thank all of the your holy statueness' who hailed HYDRA on Saturday. You your holy statueness' are the real heroes! In other news, Sin's boyfriend is still missing. It is absolutely imperative that nobody can tell her that Red Skull had him crammed into a trash compactor. HYDRA cannot risk another fiasco similar to what happened during her Sweet Sixteen. Morale has gotten so low that workplace suicides have become a fact of every day life at multiple Sites. HYDRA has taken to Indeed. Any your holy statueness' who is out of work due to the pandemic is welcome to apply, we're hiring! That is all for this week. Get ready to hail HYDRA! [T]7 [T]/ [i][b]HAIL HYDRA!!!!!!!!!!!!![/b][/i]