[u]TWAB in summary [/u] [quote] [i]“Grandmaster Nightfalls return next week, followed by Master difficulty for Vault of Glass”[/i][/quote] [b]Content for the 1%[/b] [i][u]right[/u][/i] there [i]“Like your bread half-toasted? Then purchase our $8 toaster for just $84.99”[/i] [quote]Oh, and it comes with the fancy Burnt Edges in-game emblem. [/quote] [i]quick, preorder one, singularly for the emblem, so when people matchmake, they will know that you’re [b]that[/b] fool.[/i] [quote]We’re also excited to announce that 10 percent of profits from sales of the Destiny Toaster will go to St. Jude Children's Research Hospital. [/quote] [b]No mention of where the other profit goes (Because it sure ain’t paying for new D2 Crucible/Gambit maps) [/b] No mention of any confirmed fix to the BEAGLE error code (if this was a PC issue, content creators would be up in arms!) Any update on this, from the March 5th, 2020 TWAB: https://www.bungie.net/en/News/Article/48827 [quote]Slot imbalances can also affect pinnacle progression. When we say slot imbalance, this could be explained as those times you have a chest piece drop from pinnacle sources a few times in a row. We’ve been looking at player feedback for some time, and are investigating a few approaches to the problem space. We’re looking to have an update on that at a later date.[/quote] Edit: Seems it’s a $0.81c toaster (scandalous) [b]TLDR: Half Toasted[/b]

Anyone who buys that toaster is a goddamn clown. But hey, can't help but commend Bungie for this scam, it's pretty clever.

Community: have you fixed the game yet? Bungie: we made a kitchen appliance.

$84.99 (or 87.99 Euros) for a toaster. To quote a D1 'flavour text' "A. A ha. A ha ha ha. A ha ha ha ha ha ha ha" You're all honestly having a -blam!-ing laugh with that. And don't give me the "it's for charity" excuse. 10% of the [b][u]PROFITS[/u][/b] from each sale will go to charity. How much will that be per sale out of curiosity ?

Zzzzzzzzzzzz My interest in Destiny is quickly fading. Your "formula" for seasons is as stale as stale can be. Time to change it up.

If I buy a toaster can I have a new PVP map? An anti cheat that works? Servers or at the very least ping caps for PVP matchmaking? I mean you'll have 80 of the 90 bucks... as only 10 percent goes to charity. Honestly, every day this forum is full of people complaining about the same problems... FOR YEARS!!!!! Less toaster ideas... more actual work on a game.. That we pay for..... Destiny 2 isn't a free game...

From what I've seen from the comments, you guys are selling an [b]$0.81[/b] toaster for [b]$85[/b] with only a sticker and heater element which will burn a logo onto the bread... And only [b]10%[/b] of profits are going to charity. Wow, any hope I had that you guys were going to change your ways just got flushed down the toilet. And I thought you couldn't sink any lower. [spoiler]I looked at the toaster and what it does, couldn't stop myself from laughing, what a joke! 😂[/spoiler]

Bungie thinks players as so low as to throw money at a meme toaster that is cost inflated by 1000% if that one site is truly accurate and the same model. Oh but don't worry charity is included so you can feel like you're contributing to something even though Bungie gets the other 90% of the profits. Sad to know fools will buy this and blatantly defend them getting played yet again with "it's my money".

I hopped on here after months of being away(I log on a couple times a year). Noticed they took away my Halo 2 emblem along with the old site. Clicked on this to find out that Bungie is pushing more ridiculous junk with the guise of charity and players are still not seeing their issues with the game being addressed. After seeing how things have devolved all these years, DMG, how are you still with Bungie? How are you still wearing that custom emblem that represents how Bungie used to be with the community as well as their games? I'll never understand how anyone is still here regularly supporting this company that's from the Halo days. But hey, whatever works for people.

Just incase anyone’s wondering the toaster model is CT-808G Alibaba sell then with a custom logo for $0.81 per unit. So 10% of profits to charity Big Oof 😑

Fixed an issue where cheaters can shoot 900 rounds of colony in 2 seconds every weekend in trials. Fixed an issue where enemies are randomly teleporting all over the place. Fixed an issue where master lost sectors are only giving 1 drop every 6-9 completions. Fixed an issue where heavy ammo / warmind cells go flying over the edge every time without fail. Fixed an issue where players on console cannot shoot warmind cells next to enemies because aim assist won’t allow it. Fixed an issue where motes/ammo keep falling through the floor. Fixed an issue where some champions instantly heal themselves after being stunned. These are just some of the known issues that you’ll never see in the TWAB but don’t worry BECAUSE WERE LISTENING!!!

[i]On this episode of players whom lose their minds over novelty items[/i]

I’m not even surprised anymore. I was actually looking forward to see how the toaster was gonna come out, not so much of wanting to buy it but seeing what creativity they’d put into it, and it’s just the most bland and flatest looking toaster I’ve seen yet. [url=https://www.amazon.com/BLACK-DECKER-2-Slice-Extra-Wide-T2569B/dp/B002CVTT4S/ref=mp_s_a_1_9?adgrpid=57580309873&dchild=1&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIpuGQpYGh8QIVCG1vBB21WgtIEAMYASAAEgKqpfD_BwE&hvadid=274712066603&hvdev=m&hvlocphy=9011328&hvnetw=g&hvqmt=e&hvrand=9034359269885936727&hvtargid=kwd-320394187114&hydadcr=1235_9911589&keywords=toaster%27&qid=1624013730&s=home-garden&sr=1-9]Here,[/url] you can pretty much find a similarly specc’d toaster at a fraction of the cost. You buy what Bungie is putting out on the store, you’re not paying for a toaster. You’re paying for an emblem with the toaster as an item on the side. A pretty burnt up emblem at that. Smh. Having proceeds be donated to charity is great, trying to scam folks for overpriced and lackluster merch is [i]not so great[/i]. Feels like the Fallout 76 scene all over again. If any of you reading this are wanting to get a destiny-themed toaster, contact somebody through an etsy store instead, somebody who handles doing crazy designs for household appliances. You’ll either be paying the same amount or less for a requested design and, from what I’ve seen from talented members of the community outside of Bungie, you’ll get something way better than what half-baked mediocrity they are putting into the Bungie store. You’ll probably get it way sooner too since what’s on the store is just a preorder that isn’t expected to be ready to ship till December-next January. In the meantime, I’ll be toasting with my pos that I bought for like $15 at Wal-mart as I wait for a TWAB that actually brings some butter to the forums for once. Content’s starting to get stale around the edges, maybe they’ll spice it up with some QoL changes soon or maybe a new Crucible map for once?

Came back to check if the boring and monotonous game play loop of level up 2 pointless grind sinks only to do it again 3 months later has changed.. They made a toaster... yup. A toaster.

A $1 toaster for $90...a fool and his money...

Thank you for the twab, it reinforces my need for halo infinite to come out so I can start playing a real pvp game again.

Good twab, looking forward to master VoG. Cool toaster! I have a feeling a certain player on these forums will love that 🤪 Keep up the good work 👍🏿